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Thursday Quotes: Your Conservative Rock

by Rush Limbaugh - May 19,2011

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“Obama is Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter rolled up into one candidate: Clinton speak, Carter policy.”

“I’ll believe it when I see it — that the Democrats are not going to have all these parties.It’s not likewe’retalking about a bunch of destitute people. We’re talking about filthy rich limousine liberal Democrats. Somebody’s going to throw a party!”

“I mean, the word ‘gravitas’ is not even appropriate for a messiah like Obama. He’s just the latest, greatest new thing.”

“Obama issued a statement yesterday saying, ‘This isn’t the Tony Rezko I knew.’ But Obama knew Rezko as a close friend for over 20 years, as Rezko rose to become Illinois’s top political fixer. So what Tony Rezko did Obama know if he didn’t know this guy?”

“These guilty white liberal plantation owners… they almost expect black failure. Why else is there something called affirmative action? They almost expect blacks to not be able to achieve things.”

“I said to my chef, ‘Father’s Day is coming up.’ He said, ‘But, Sir, you’re not a father.’ I said, ‘BS! Punkin’s there! She’s my daughter!'”

“‘Congratulations, Obama! Welcome to politics, the first black presidential nominee.’ What an insult! The reason you congratulate Barack Obama is because he’s the guy who took on and beat the pantsuit off the Clinton machine — even if he did crawl across the finish line.”

“They tell us conservatism needs to reform and adapt to the times. Nope. Personal liberty and freedom is for all time, and it’s the foundational building block of what we believe in.”

“A year or so ago, as a United States senator, Barack Obama voted against listing the Iranian Guard as a terrorist organization. Then yesterday he goes to AIPAC and announces they should be listed as a terrorist group. The Drive-Bys all but ignore this.”

“Hot off the presses today, the June issue of the Limbaugh Letter: ‘Oil is Not the Enemy’. And there’s me, wearing a ten-gallon hat, looking just like J.R. of Dallas.”