RUSH: Well, well, well, we have the president’s first hundred days now officially in the can and now under review, and as part of that review former President Barack Hussein Obama.
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ANNOUNCER: Now, after being voted off the island we bring you President Obama with his critique of President Trump’s first hundred days.
OBAMA: For the record, I was not voted off the island. I was asked to leave. Now, Donald Trump’s first 100 days have been nothing like my first 100 days. On day one I changed the direction of America. I closed down Guantanamo, traveled and apologized to nine foreign countries, bowing all along the way, to my Nobel Peace Prize later that year. I passed the stimulus plan that the grew our economy at an unprecedented 1.5% per year for a record eight years.
And after all the campaign rhetoric, he had to admit that Obamacare was actually worse to get rid of than he thought it was. After a painful 100 days, it’s time for Donald Trump to return to the values that have served our country for the last eight years and give up after his dramatic failure to lead the world and our country.
ANNOUNCER: Look forward to more gifted guidance from the most memorable and beneficent Barack Hussein Obama.
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Crazy Bernie’s wife is under investigation, by the way, for some shenanigans she was involved in in a fake foundation from which she profited a couple hundred grand. Didn’t hear about this during the campaign, obviously. We’re learning about it now.
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