RUSH: You want to hear Hillary Clinton’s April Fools joke today? This was in Philadelphia this morning. This is audio sound bite number 25, Mister Broadcast Engineer, and Hillary Clinton’s April Fools joke.
RUSH: Mrs. Clinton’s joke, a bowl-off. The only thing wrong with this is if they’re actually going to do this, you don’t do this in Pennsylvania. Nothing against Pennsylvania, but the Tomb of the Unknown Bowler is in Raytown, Missouri. It is right outside Kansas City. And if they’re going to do this, I mean, that’s where. Raytown, Missouri is the capital of this kind of stuff, that’s where they gotta have the bowl-off, a neutral state right in the middle of the country. It does border Illinois, but I think Hillary could somehow allow that to happen since Illinois has already voted.