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RUSH: You want to hear Hillary Clinton’s April Fools joke today? This was in Philadelphia this morning. This is audio sound bite number 25, Mister Broadcast Engineer, and Hillary Clinton’s April Fools joke.

HILLARY: Today I am challenging Senator Obama to a bowl-off, a bowling night right here in Pennsylvania, winner-take-all. I’ll even spot him two frames. It’s time for his campaign to get out of the gutter and allow all of the pins to be counted. And I’m prepared to play this game all the way to the tenth frame. And when this game is over the American people will know, when that phone rings at 3 a.m., they’ll have a president who’s ready to bowl on day one. So let’s strike a deal and go bowling for delegates. We don’t have a moment to spare, because it’s already April Fool’s Day. So, happy April Fool’s Day, everybody.

RUSH: Mrs. Clinton’s joke, a bowl-off. The only thing wrong with this is if they’re actually going to do this, you don’t do this in Pennsylvania. Nothing against Pennsylvania, but the Tomb of the Unknown Bowler is in Raytown, Missouri. It is right outside Kansas City. And if they’re going to do this, I mean, that’s where. Raytown, Missouri is the capital of this kind of stuff, that’s where they gotta have the bowl-off, a neutral state right in the middle of the country. It does border Illinois, but I think Hillary could somehow allow that to happen since Illinois has already voted.

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