Today’s winner of this award is a Democrat on the House Armed Services Committee, Solomon P. Ortiz of Texas, who asked this question of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld: “If we attack Iraq, are we going to begin to see suicide bombers within the United States because we don’t have the right intelligence?” This is even better than Katie’s question! Rumsfeld’s answer was basically, “Well, if you’re worried about a cause and effect, we already have the effect. It was 9-11.”