We Have An Assimilation Problem, Not a Diversity Problem
RUSH: America doesn't have a diversity problem. You know what our problem is? The problem we have is an assimilation problem, not a diversity problem.
Proposal: The Gun Diversity Program
RUSH: What if we went out and found people who didn't want guns and gave them guns? We just do a lottery. We'll call it diversity lottery, gun diversity lottery. We get hold of people who don't want a gun, haven't ever tried to get one, and we give them one, to try to show them the virtues, to try to welcome them into the club and the universe of gun ownership.
Never Trumpers Rip Trump for Politicizing Attack
RUSH: I'm gonna pretend to be a Never Trumper one day for a few minutes just to see if I can do it, just to see if I can do it.
Under-the-Radar Bombshell: Majority of Russian Social Media Ads Came After the Election and Questioned Validity of Trump’s Victory
RUSH: I think there was a bombshell yesterday in testimony up on Capitol Hill, and this is so far underneath the radar. Let me tell you what happened.
It’s Turtle Light Season!
RUSH: It’s November 1st, folks. That means, among many other things, I get to turn on my turtle lights! It’s sadly what they have been called now. It’s just the outdoor landscaping lights. We have to keep them off eight months a year so as not to distract sea turtles hatching from their eggs on the beach.
Papa John’s Blames NFL for Lagging Pizza Sales
RUSH: Papa John's sales are down 6%, and they are the official pizza sponsor.