The Blue Wave News Narrative
RUSH: It's like Rod Serling came back and invoked the Twilight Zone on all of us for like a couple of years. Then Rod Serling's gonna leave and say "joke's over" and everything's gonna return to normal with Democrats in power.
If You Didn’t Watch the Oscars, You’re Not Alone
RUSH: The sum total of all this makes me sad. It just makes me sad for the country.
I Now Know What It Feels Like to Be Good at This Game
RUSH: Folks, I had the best round of golf I ever played in my life yesterday, otherwise I wouldn't take your valuable, precious time to talk about it.
Drive-Bys Freak Out Over Another Trump Joke
RUSH: The Drive-Bys are beside themselves! The Drive-Bys believe that Trump actually now is longing to become a dictator.
Mueller Goes Fishing in UAE, Pins Hopes to Belarusian Hooker
RUSH: Mueller has nothing, but that doesn't mean anything, because Mueller can keep looking 'til he finds anything.
When Will Somebody Enforce Immigration Law?
RUSH: We appear to have a justice system that favors a particular political party and ideology.