“Rootin’ For Putin!” May Become a Bumper Sticker Since He Clearly Bested Bumbling Biden
Guide Host Ken Matthews said he forced himself to stop cheering for the Russian president, though he clearly performed better than blundering Biden in Geneva.
Build the Wall! Free State of Texas Does the Job Biden Won’t Do
KEN: Yesterday — oh, I was so stoked to see this — Abbott, the governor, launched a border wall project.
Chuck Barkley Cancels Himself, Blasts Woke Cowards
KEN: Barkley, star of Inside the NBA, the face of the show for the past 21 years announced on Washington sports radio, The Fan, that he'll be leaving the show.
Lori Lightweight Loses It
Lightweight wrote this exclamation pointed line sixteen times in a row: "I need office time every day!"