BRETT: We were talking yesterday about aliens and we’re gonna talk more about aliens right now, not illegal aliens but actual space aliens. “Former President Obama says that UFO sightings appear to be real,” right? We know that. He says, “We don’t know exactly what they are, but the UFO sightings appear to be real.” That’s going out on a big, huge leap there from President Obama.

The UFO sightings story has gotten real legs in the last number of weeks. Even the venerable 60 Minutes sought doing their report. And, you know, a short time ago the story would have been laughed out of the newsroom. Now they’re doing that. Why now? Are they priming us for an announcement that we’ve made contact?

Are they finally admitting that Roswell was real, Area 51 is full of technology brought to us by little green men, or is it just another distraction from the socialism that they’re getting finally instituted in the country? Either way, the left, you know, the United Nations set up an Office for Outer Space Affairs. That’s right.

They appointed a point person, an alien ambassador — this is back in 2010 — to be the point person (or “point being,” I should say, right, because we don’t know it had to be a person) a point being for the space aliens. And Rush talked about this, and he thought he knew who should head it up.

RUSH: This is totally believable, totally believable. “The United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs…” I am not making this up. “The United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs was initially created as a small expert unit within the Secretariat to service the ad hoc Committee on the Peaceful Uses of Outer Space established by the General Assembly in its resolution 1348 (XIII) of 13 December 1958.

“It became a unit within the Department of Political and Security Council Affairs in 1962…” the United Nations has stepped this up. They appointed somebody, a woman, to be the leader when aliens land here in say, “Take me to your leader.” The U.N. has appointed a woman to be that person. I kid you not. “If aliens ever land on Earth…” This is from the U.K. Daily Mail.

“If aliens ever land on Earth there will no longer be any confusion over who will greet them with the news the United Nations is set to appoint an astrophysicist to be their first human contact. Mazlan Othman is expected to be tasked with coordinating humanity’s response to an extraterrestrial visit…” They have created an office for her. She’s gonna sit there and she’s going to wait for ET to show up or the space aliens.

You know, I met with space aliens already.

Weekly World News had this back in 1994.

It was at a secret place in New Orleans. They endorsed me. They wanted me to run for president. They were trying to convince me to do it. They pledged all kinds of money. I don’t know how the Weekly World News got hold of this, a cover picture — and, you know, aliens only shake hands left-handed. I had to shake the left-handed handshake. But it’s all there.

“Ms. Othman, currently the head of the U.N.’s Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), recently told fellow scientists that mankind needed to be ready to deal with alien contact. “The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that someday human kind will receive signals from extraterrestrials,’ she said.

“‘When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject. ‘The U.N. is a ready-made mechanism for such coordination,” and get this: “Professor Richard Crowther, head of the U.K. delegation to the U.N. committee, admitted recently: ‘[Ms.] Othman is absolutely the nearest thing we have to a “take me to your leader” person.'”

What do you think Obama is going to think when he reads that? Obama wants to be the guy. I mean, he’s got the ears. He looks like it. You know, he and Carville, I think, would be a perfect team. Carville looks like he was born on a UFO. You could put Carville and Obama out there. They could be the official greeters. “Take me to your leader.”

BRETT: And the question then becomes, before they bring these aliens into the United States onto planet, right — onto earth and then into the United States — what is the process by which we’re gonna bring them in? Will there be…? Will there be a booming business of interstellar, interplanetary coyotes where they will smuggle aliens, actual outer space aliens in, so as to get around the border restrictions around the planet?

Will there be? Will there be alien cartels tasked with bringing these people into America through the atmosphere? Is that going to happen? I mean, we’ve already seen what happens when we don’t enforce borders. What happens when you don’t enforce global borders? How do we enforce the global borders? We have no idea what these aliens intend to us for us.

We just don’t. What are they gonna do for us? Will there be a problem with an underground, space alien economy where these people will be — or these aliens will be — not protected accordingly because they didn’t emigrate to the planet following the rules or the laws. I mean, will they be guaranteed health care?

Will an alien from a galaxy far, far away be allowed to come here and get some Biden stimulus money? What is the minimum wage in the alien world? Is there a minimum wage? Are we able to even match that? I mean, that Biden money, you know what will happen? We will potentially destroy the space alien economy because we will pay them not to work.

“The Fight for 15” may mean something totally different out there in the area out there in the Alpha Centauri. They may dispatch an alien craft to come to us and to attack us because we have turned those aliens that were otherwise hardworking into couch potatoes with the Biden bucks, with the stimulus money. And in addition (laughing), will California give them driver’s licenses?

Will they say, “Listen. We know you need to have a license for that jet cycle or for that atmosphere sled. We’ll go ahead and give it to you. You got promise though, if you’re gonna vote you vote for Gavin Newsom. You gotta vote against the recall. That’s it. You’re gonna come on over…” We’ve got Motor Voter; so now we’re gonna have space alien voter, space cowboy voter.

I mean, this is a very complex state of affairs, I mean, it’s one thing to have a greeter. It’s one thing to have a… Is it possible to get Kamala Harris, Vice President Harris to be the greeter? I know she doesn’t want to go the U.S. border but maybe she wants to be the greeter for the aliens to come in. She’s certainly a high-ranking official, fitting for that duty.

She can welcome them, point them to the nearest Democrat headquarters, get them registered to vote, get them hooked up, get them set up. They can… I mean, do you know…? Listen. I just want to tell you something: “Ballot harvesting” has a totally different meaning out there in the universe. We’re gonna have to be very careful. Very, very careful. At least that’s what I think.