RUSH: Can I share with you two headlines in the news today that you’re never gonna see anywhere, not with a hurricane out there, not with DACA out there, not with kids being killed out there? You’re not gonna see this. Here’s the first headline. U.K. Daily Mail. Mr. Snerdley, put ’em on hold. I want you to hear this.

“Transgender rapist who was moved to women-only jail despite still having a penis is segregated after ‘making unwanted sexual advances on female inmates.'” What a headline. Let me read this to you again. “Transgender rapist who was moved to women-only jail despite still having a penis is segregated after ‘making unwanted sexual advances on female inmates.'”

He’s a male-to-female transgender and he attacked a bunch of women inmates in there. They put him in there even though he still has a penis and now they’ve had to segregate him.

Next headline from the College Fix: “‘Ecosexual’ professor spurs movement: Have sex with Earth to save it.” This is a professorette infobabe at the UC Santa Cruz. Her name is Elizabeth Stephens. Four years ago she “filmed a documentary ‘Ecosexual Love Story,’ in which she and her partner licked trees, played with mud, and made love with the environment while naked.”

We told you about this. I remember this when it happened. We did an environmentalist wacko update on this and everything. And it was from this documentary, “she and her partner licked trees, played with mud, and made love with the environment while naked, the term ‘ecosexuality’ was still somewhat unknown.” But this documentary gave birth to that term.

“But a lot has happened since then, and ecosexuality isn’t such a mystery anymore — Google trends show interest in the term has increased exponentially over the last 12 months,” which means a lot of previously normal people are now searching “eco-sexuality.” And Google is right there with everything they could possibly want.

“That interest can be traced in part back to Stephens, a UC Santa Cruz professor and one leader in the movement that melds art, sex and environmentalism, a la having sex with a tree or marrying the ocean. … Over the summer, Stephens also co-led an ‘Ecosex Walking Tour’ in Germany that offered ’25 ways to make love to the Earth, raise awareness of environmental issues, learn ecosexercises, find E-spots,” like G-spot only the eco-sexuality version of it, “and climax with the planetary clitoris.'”

They teach you here how to find the planetary clitoris. The planet apparently’s got one, and these babes know where it is, and they teach people to watch a documentary, how to go find it. Apparently it’s in Germany.

“In May, she helped lead a two-day ‘Ecosex Symposium’ at the public university. The event included workshops given by professors such as ‘Decolonizing Settler Sexuality’ and ‘Academic Freedom In An Ecosexphobic World.'” If you don’t believe in ecosex then you’re an ecosexphobic, like a homophobe.

“Earlier this year, she also co-authored the book ‘The Explorer’s Guide to Planet Orgasm: for every body,’ which explores various types of orgasms and how to ‘discover’ them,'” using the earth’s clitoris. “All this has not gone unnoticed,” it says here. “The concept was recently featured in Teen Vogue,” all of this in your kid’s Teen Vogue magazine, “which told its young readers about a concept called ‘Grassilingus,’ which was accompanied by a description of a musician laying facedown in grass and licking it.”

Now, this woman teaches your kids at UC Santa Cruz. This woman undoubtedly believes that hurricanes Harvey and Irma are part of climate change and the earth doing something sexually.

“Whether it’s masturbating with water pressure, using eco-friendly lubricant, or literally having sex with a tree — a person of any sexual proclivity who finds eroticism in nature, or believes that making environmentalism sexy will slow the planet’s destruction.”

That’s the problem. Not enough of you people are having sex with the planet, the trees, the grass, grassalingus, not enough of you have found the earth’s clitoris. And until all people are engaged in this, climate change is gonna continue at an even more rapid rate.

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RUSH: Here’s Guy in Likely, California. Is that right, Guy? Is that where you are?

CALLER: Yes, that’s correct.

RUSH: Well, where is that?

CALLER: Northeastern corner of the state on 395.

RUSH: Ah. Northeastern corner. Great to have you. Thank you.

CALLER: Yes. Mega dittos from the high desert of Northern California.

RUSH: You got it.

CALLER: On a lighter or hotter note, this eco-sex topic is amazing! You stumbled onto the truth after all this time. It turns out CO2 is just a patsy. These folks running around doing their things with the earth, getting it all hot and bothered explains lots of various issues out there —

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: The uptick in volcano activity and summers? Thank goodness it’s all localized effects or, boy, we’d be in big trouble if a big one hit.

RUSH: So Guy’s theory… Folks, if you haven’t heard the story, you’re at a little bit of disadvantage here, but may as well do it again ’cause I’m sure a lot of you missed this. “Four years ago, when art Professor Elizabeth Stephens filmed the documentary ‘Ecosexual Love Story,’ in which she and her partner licked trees, played with mud, and made love with the environment while naked, the term ‘ecosexuality’ was still somewhat unknown.” But since Google has helped, everybody now knows what eco-sexuality is, and it has expanded geometrically in the last 12 months.

“That interest can be traced in part back to [this babe, Elizabeth] Stephens, a UC Santa Cruz professor and one leader in the movement that [calls for] having sex with a tree or marrying the ocean,” or engaging in something “called ‘Grassilingus,’ which [involves] a musician laying facedown in grass and licking it.” She also alludes to the fact that she “co-led an ‘Ecosex Walking Tour’ in Germany,” just this past summer, like a couple months, “that offered ’25 ways to make love to the Earth, raise awareness of environmental issues, learn ecosexercises, find E-spots,” not G, E-spots, “and climax with the planetary clitoris,'” clit-TOR-us, for those of you in Rio Linda, “according to a description of the event on UC Santa Cruz’s website.” So Guy’s theory here is that CO2 is a patsy, that all of this sex with the planet that these feminazis are engaging in is actually what’s causing the earth to kind of heat up.