I’m serious, you might want to keep the kids away from this one today, folks.
Back in her day, Madonna was the star of the show. The headliner. But last Tuesday at New York’s Madison Square Garden, the now 58-year-old singer was the warm-up act for so called comic Amy Schumer.
And she went low. In the spirit of her favorite Democrat, Madonna offered the audience a quid pro quo. She offered them a bribe. “If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” she said, “I will give you a” Lewinsky. She used the street term (that rhymes with “snow job.”)
Then Madonna bragged about her “job” skills. “I’m good,” she said. “I’m not a tool. I take my time.” She described her technique in detail, start to finish. It’s unclear if anyone took her up on the offer (don’t know if Alex Rodriguez was there) but we’re talking liberals at election time. She could be busy for awhile.
There are some unanswered questions. Do the “bribe-ees” have to show photo ID to prove they’re of voting age before she gives them the Lewinsky? Or will Madonna take all comers so to speak? And since we’re dealing with Democrats is the offer open to illegal voters as well? What about those who vote more than once do they get multiple Lewinskys?
And what will Madonna do if Bill Clinton shows up for the deal? Put on a blue dress?
Talk about a “nasty woman”! Madonna takes the cake! Or the cigar. Or both! Think of it.