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Howard Dean Stands by Trump Cocaine TweetRUSH: Howard Dean’s not backing off the notion that Trump’s snorting cocaine out there. Great Newt Piece: The “Intellectual Yet Idiot” ClassRUSH: I’ve got a great Newt Gingrich piece here called IYI: Intellectual Yet Idiot. IYI — Intellectual Yet Idiot — to describe establishment types the way they analyze the debate. He pretty much is echoing what I said. Obama’s First Veto to Be OverriddenRUSH: Look, I know it’s a big deal to people. It’s just a distraction to me. Obama’s first veto is gonna be overridden, it looks like. This is the bill 9/11 families wanted to sue Saudi Arabia. Obama says, “You can’t do that! No, we’re not gonna permit that,” and they overrode his veto of the bill. Gotta go to the House. Let’s see… “A sweeping bipartisan majority in the Senate,” 97-1, to one to affirm a bill allowing 9/11 suits against our friends the Saudis. The lone holdout voting with Obama was Dingy Harry. It was 97 to one.

Apparently, Obama is livid over this Senate override of his veto. He’s saying that this is the most embarrassing thing the Senate’s done in 20 or 30 years, overriding his veto. This is the bill that would prevent lawsuits against the Saudis by families, victims of 9/11. Obama apparently has taken this as a major diss, a major sign of disrespect, and you know what happens when certain people get dissed and the way they lash out. This is something to keep a sharp eye on.

NASA Changes Astrological SignsRUSH: “Your Astrological Sign Just Changed, Thanks to NASA — For the first time in 3,000 years, [NASA has] decided to update the astrological signs. This means that the majority of us are about to experience a total identity crisis. “Apparently, these changes are due to the fact that the constellations are not in the same position in the sky that they once were, and the star signs are about a month off now, as a result. To further confuse things, there is now a new, 13th sign, called Ophiuchus, which those born between November 29 and December 17…” A lot of those used to be Sagittarius, but no more. The new sign, the new 13th sign is Ophiuchus. It’s O-P-H-I-U-C-H-U-S.

Ophiuchus, rhymes with mucus. Capricorn… See, I am January 12th, so all my life I’ve been a Capricorn, but I’m not anymore. Capricorn’s now January 20th to February 16th. So that makes me a Sagittarius. Which is a problem because Capricorns and Sagittarians are not supposed to get along with each other, which means I am not going to get along with myself now. I’m just saying. I’m not making this up! There are two different stories on this out there now and it’s all because of NASA. By the way, NASA, on this astrological sign business? In this story NASA assured everybody that astrology is not real science and not to be concerned about this. But of course, climate change is. Yes, this is the consensus out there!

LA Club Bans the UglyRUSH: “Dating Website…” This from the U.K. Sun. It’s actually about Los Angeles. “Dating Website Beautiful People to Open Los Angeles Club Where Guests Are Vetted to Ensure They Are Attractive Enough… A dating website is opening an exclusive new club,” where you get adult beverages and stuff, “where every guest is vetted to ensure they are attractive enough to enter…” It’s BeautifulPeople.com. Am I prescient or what? Who was it long ago who first sounded the alarms about the attempts to ban the ugly from public places in the daytime?

And now it’s even happening at night.

“A dating website is opening an exclusive new club where every guest is vetted… A membership committee,” the people who will decide which of the applicants are good looing enough to be let in, “are celebrity trainers, models, actors and directors based in” Los Angeles, and many of the members will have to be recommended by these people. If you happen to want to join this club, related to BeautifulPeople.com, and just walk in off the street, you are going to have to be vetted as to whether you’re attractive or not or too ugly to be allowed to join. I just want to remind you it was I who warned everybody way back in the 1980s about this.

Left Coast Super Rich Build Secret Luxury BunkersRUSH: From the Hollywood Reporter. A story about the super-rich on the Left Coast, primarily in Los Angeles. “Oscar winners, sports stars and [tech billionaires like] Bill Gates are building lavish bunkers — with amenities ranging from a swimming pool to a bowling alley — as global anxiety fuels” people’s concern over whether or not the surface of the earth will be habitable. I am not kidding. People are spending millions of dollars effectively building new houses underground because of the potential destructive aspects of climate change.

Oh, and nuclear holocaust. They throw that in there, too — and it’s a long story. It details some of the people doing this and what they’re doing and how much they’re spending and how they are working hard to keep it secret so that nobody will know they have this, so that nobody will try to get in at the moment climate change renders the earth uninhabitable. I’m telling you, folks, you couple this with this guy, Elon Musk.

I know he’s a hero to people, but do you realize now how many of these clowns think — and Stephen Hawking is one of them — the only hope that civilization has, the only hope because of climate change is colonizing Mars or an asteroid or the moon? “Whatever it is, we have got to get out of here. We have got to get off this planet!” And, of course, as the sun comes up in the morning and goes down in the evening, there are people signing up and buying into this hook, line, and checkbook.

“Climate change! Yep, we’ve got to escape. We’ve gotta go to Mars,” where there isn’t a climate, by the way. And there’s a warning. I think this is from Elon Musk, but I’m not sure. He’s the Tesla inventor, Mr. Subsidy. (You’re not supposed to say that.) One of these guys is saying that the first explorer on their way to Mars had better be prepared to die, because the first people who make the trip are gonna die. It’s part of the plan. It’s part of it. There will not be a way to survive. That is part of the pioneering exploration.

Website Claims Hillary Was Signaling Lester Holt During DebateRUSH: There’s all kinds of great, crazy stuff happening out there, folks. And, by the way, I just want to mention this because this is one of those things that if something comes out, I don’t want it said that I didn’t mention it. I’m not gonna make a big deal of it. There is a website out there that claims Hillary was sending signals to Lester Holt by virtue of scratching her face with her finger during the debate. Now, these things always happen.

There are also stories, I’ve seen them, that she was wearing something under her jacket that you only see from behind that looked like it would have been a power supply with a cable running up the back to maybe an earpiece, back brace. If it was anything, it was medicine that was being injected now and then to keep her vertical.

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