RUSH: The president and the first lady are both participating in massive get-out-the-vote efforts today. We have statements from both. Up first, the president of the United States, Barack Hussein O.

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Okay. So that’s the get-out-the-vote effort from the president and Mrs. Obama. Mrs. Barack Hussein O, the lovely Moochelle (My Belle) Obama has picked up on that theme of vote for a Democrat today or else. She was on a syndicated radio show that nobody hears, which is why we’re gonna play you the sound bite, called NewsOne Now. The host is Roland Martin, the cherubic round faced former CNN host. During the interview Mrs. Obama, Mrs. Barack Hussein O, first lady of the United States, had this to say about the election today.

MICHELLE: That’s my message to voters. This isn’t about Barack. It’s not about the person on the ballot. It’s about you. And for most of the people that we’re talking to, a Democratic ticket is the clear ticket that we should be voting on regardless of who said what or did this. That shouldn’t even come into the equation.

RUSH: Blacks should always vote Democrat no matter what, no matter who. It doesn’t matter anything else. Blacks should vote Democrat. Well, that’s what she means when she says to Roland Martin, “And for most of the people that we’re talking to…” I mean, it’s a presumed African-American audience there. So the first lady says, “Hey,” to black people.

“Vote Democrat! Vote Democrat or don’t vote. You have no business. It doesn’t matter who’s on the ballot. It doesn’t matter who’s on the ballot or what they are saying. It doesn’t matter what the issues are. You need to vote Democrat.” But then Mrs. Obama went on and promised African-Americans that she would permit them a treat if they did the right thing today and showed up and voted Democrat.

MICHELLE: Absolutely. I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken, after they vote. Only after. If you haven’t voted… (laughing).

MARTIN: Well, just checkin’! (laughing)

MICHELLE: You make a good point, because I am — I do talk about health, but I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, you know, should be rewarded with some fried chicken.

RUSH: That is the first lady of the United States, Michelle Hussein O. In the first sound bite, demanding that blacks vote Democrat — no matter who, no matter what — and then as a treat, if they do it, she will permit them this one time to celebrate by eating fried chicken. Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama said this, not a Tea Party candidate, not a Republican, not a conservative, not a talk show host. Well, all those things cover the talk show host.

Not anybody but Mrs. Michelle Obama said this. So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. African-Americans have been given their instructions, and they have been told what their reward will be: Guiltless consumption of fried chicken on election night if they go out and do what they are demanded to do, required to do, and that’s vote Democrat no matter what.

Mr. Snerdley has a look on his face that could best be described with the initials WTF. So I think maybe she’s in a state of disbelief. We need to hear this sound bite again. Number 13. The first lady of the United States, Mrs. Barack Hussein O, after demanding that African-Americans vote Democrat or not at all — vote Democrat no matter who, what, where, when, why — then offered them a treat. You heard it.

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So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. I just wanted you to hear from the president and the first lady, and their joint get-out-the-vote efforts today and the prizes awarded or the treats permitted. (interruption) Why is this the first place you’re hearing this? (interruption) Because she said it on a syndicated radio show that doesn’t have much of an audience. That’s why. (interruption)

Oh, you mean why is the rest of the media not playing this? (interruption) Well, why do you think they’re not playing it? It doesn’t exactly look good out there. It kind of destroys the cliche that they have established here, the allegation that the racists out there are all on the Republican side. They can’t play this in mass media. They can’t. So that’s why.