RUSH: A little live audience for the program today, some sweepstakes winners. They’re prior sweepstakes winners from Two If By Tea. You might remember we gave away a golf vacation for the lucky winner and three friends. So a gentleman and his wife and their two sons, their twins are here. They’re great conservatives from northern New Jersey, just north of where the Sopranos were. They played Trump yesterday. They’re been over at The Breakers. They’re having the time of their lives watching this program unfold before their very eyes and ears.
RUSH: Look, folks, I know a lot of you are still down in the dumps out there because of the election. I am, too. And you’re probably thinking, “I’d love to get away from all this for a while. I’d like to just turn off the radio, just turn off the TV, and get away from this.” We want to help you. At least we want to help give you a chance here at my little tea company, Two If By Tea, the absolute best iced tea in this country. That’s an added bonus in all this. In honor of the Marine Corps birthday…
Look, we love the military at the show. The Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation is our sponsor. It was the Marine Corps birthday and Veterans Day recently. In honor of all that, we want to offer an escape. You know, we still live in a beautiful country. The United States is filled with some of the most amazing destinations in the world. Is there anywhere that you have always wanted to visit but you haven’t been able to?
Have you said to yourself, “I’d love to go skiing in Aspen or tour the Florida Keys. I’d love to go to the Grand Canyon! I’d love to go see the Golden Gate Bridge or the California Coast, US Highway 1! I want to see Bill Gates’ house. I want to go see Tony Rezko’s house in Chicago!” Is there anywhere? “I want to go see Reverend Wright’s church!” Is there anywhere in America that you have ever wanted to visit? Well, starting right now and through tonight only at 11:59 p.m. Pacific, you can. (For those of you in Rio Linda, you’re Pacific, so that doesn’t matter)
That would be 2:59 eastern, three a.m. Eastern, 11:59 Pacific, anybody that shops at TwoIfByTea.com will automatically be entered to win a three-day, two-night grand prize trip for two to anywhere in the continental United States, anywhere you want to go, you name it, that’s where you are sent. All you have to do is come up with the place that you’ve always wanted to go and we’ll do the rest. We’ll take care of all the travel arrangements, the flights, the hotel. You’ll get top-notch service, and we are well known for not slouching. We don’t go economy class here. We’re top flight all the way. That is how we are known. Just ask our other winners.
We even throw in $500 in meal credit and a thousand dollars in spending cash while you are at this destination you’ve always wanted to go that you name if you are the winner. Even if it’s a Motel 6 in Santa Rosa, California, if that’s where you want to go, that’s where we’re gonna send you. People have all kinds of ideas of the high life. It just doesn’t matter. Now, in addition to the grand prize, we have a plethora of other first, second, and third —
No, I’m not trying to influence them to go to a Motel 6. I’m just saying wherever they want to go. Snerdley is accusing me of trying to lower the value of the… no, no, no. You pick it. You go wherever you want to go, that’s where we send you. Top flight all the way. In addition to that grand prize, we have lots of other first, second, and third prizes. Retina MacBook Pros, engraved iPads, professionally framed, exclusive signed photos of me.
Now, all the official rules and details are posted at TwoIfByTea.com. Feel free to check those out. We’ve also lowered the price of the tea for this special occasion and it just happens to be the best tea in the country. You cannot lose here. Remember, for those of you who are new listeners, Two If By Tea, proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. This is a great bunch of people. It’s a foundation that provides scholarships and financial support to the children of fallen heroes lost at war or at home in tragedies like 9/11.
We are so appreciative of our military and their families and the sacrifices that they make for us every single day. They risk their lives. They do that for us. And we are eternally grateful. We’ve got information on MC-LEF, the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, on every bottle of tea and at the website where you enter, TwoIfByTea.com. Just shop between right now and 11:59 p.m. Pacific and you’re automatically entered at TwoIfByTea.com, and we have reduced the price of the tea for today only. So have at it, folks.