RUSH: Now, my friends, I know some of you may be a little depressed after the election. Maybe some of you are a lot depressed, but life goes on, and certainly we here at the EIB Network go on, and those of us at Two If By Tea go on. In honor of the Marine Corps birthday and Veterans Day, we want give you an escape. We want to give you an opportunity for escape. We still live in a beautiful country. The United States is still filled with some of the most amazing destinations in the world. Is there anywhere that you’ve always wanted to visit but you haven’t been able to? Have you said to yourself, “I’d love to go skiing in Aspen, see what that’s like,” or drive across the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, or hang out at the beach in Miami or, you know, go hang around the Grand Canyon.
Is there anyplace in this country that you’ve always wanted to visit? Well, here’s your chance to name it. Starting right now, at this moment, through tomorrow, at 11:59 p.m. Pacific time, anyone that shops at TwoIfByTea.com will be automatically entered to win a three-day, two-night grand prize trip for two to anywhere in the continental United States you want to go. You name it, you pick it. Three days, two nights for two anywhere in the continental US. All you have to do is come up with the place that you’ve always wanted to go, and we will do the rest. And, by the way, as you know, we don’t do it on the chintzy. We do first class all the way around.
We at Two If By Tea will take care of all the travel arrangements. We’ll take care of the flights, the hotel, et cetera, you will receive top-notch service. We don’t slouch here, folks. We’re known for just the opposite. We will even throw in $500 in meal credit and a thousand dollars in spending cash. All you have to do is shop at Two If By Tea, happen to win the sweepstakes, and then you get to choose where you want to go. But that’s not all. Because you see, my friends, in addition to the grand prize we have a plethora of other first, second, and third prizes. We’ve got Retina MacBook Pros. We have got engraved iPads. We have professionally framed, exclusive signed photos of me. Now, all the official rules and the details are posted at TwoIfByTea.com. Feel free to check ’em out.
Remember, for all of you who are new listeners here, Two If By Tea is a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. Now, this is a wonderful group of people. It’s a foundation that provides college scholarships and financial support to the children of fallen heroes lost at war or at home in tragedies like 9/11. We are profoundly appreciative, incredibly appreciative of our military and their families and their sacrifices that they make every single day. They risk their lives for us, and we are continually grateful. They volunteer to do things that 99.5 percent of the country would never, ever, do.
We have information on the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation on every bottle of Two If By Tea. And, by the way, there’s an added bonus here. It happens to be the best tea in the country. Blueberry, peach, we have diet, we have regular, we have unsweetened, we’ve got it all. It is just the best you’ve ever tasted. That’s the added bonus. Everybody who tastes it says so. Even people who previously didn’t like iced tea love Two If By Tea. So good luck, and don’t forget to shop TwoIfByTea.com right now through tomorrow at 11:59 p.m. Pacific. And if you win the grand prize, you pick where you’re going. We take care of getting you there and getting you home and seeing to it that while you’re there, it is an unforgettable, memorable time.
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RUSH: One other thing for our next Two If By Tea sweepstakes that I forgot to mention. We have lowered the price of the tea for a limited time only as well. That’s a key element I neglected to mention. In addition to our big sweepstakes prize, you get to choose where you go anywhere in the continental US for three days and two nights, wherever you want to go, we’ll send you, if you’re the grand prize winner, but we’ve also lowered the price of the tea. It’s at TwoIfByTea.com.