“Which is the bigger problem: Japan’s reactors, or our over-reactors in the news media?”
“John Conyers said it, and we have it on tape: Obamacare is simply a platform for creating a single-payer system. The thing is, our guys on the Republican side know this, too, but they don’t seem to be hell-bent on stopping it.”
“This isn’t the nineties. We have a nation-threatening debt crisis, and the Republican opponent is a weak president who’s doing more to exacerbate our problems than he is to solve them.”
“We are constantly bedeviled with a fear of something, and fear kills. We fear dirty air. We fear dirty water. We feared Y2K. Some people fear coconut oil. It’s just so easy to incite panic among people. It’s simple.”
“Fear kills. It paralyzes you. A snake could come up and bite you in the left breast and die of silicon poisoning if you had an implant, but fear kills. It just does.”
“If there are Republicans — four months after we voted for the Republicans — who are starting to think that the people who voted for them don’t want to defund Obamacare, then we have problems. We have problems, folks.”
“I feel a little guilty — I gave up recycling a long time ago. Well, it’s bogus, so I gave it up.”
“Leaders don’t comment, they take action, but Obama’s not taking any action. He’s sitting around, biding his time — which, in his case, means playing golf.”
“I’ll bet you that in the deepest, darkest corners of Washington, the Democrats and the Republicans get together and start bellyaching about the respective outside agitator influences they all have to deal with: ‘There’s too much democracy going on.’ I wouldn’t be surprised if that were an opinion held by some.”
“LA looks a lot like Libya — well, certain parts of it. I’ve been there. I’ve seen it.”
“Obama is ratcheting up class envy as he moved forward into the campaign of 2012, and I’m telling you: Nothing good comes from it. All it does is breed resentment and hatred.”
“I would just like to remind all of you Trump fans out there that if you really want a macho candidate with a big mouth, big hair, and massive cojones, you could always support Hillary. You don’t have to go Trump.”
“You know, folks, it almost seems like the United Nations is not a serious organization. I say this with all due mocking.”
“After World War II, we didn’t say, ‘Okay, Germany, you’re ours.’ We didn’t say, ‘France, you’re ours.’ What did we do? Marshall Plan. We gave them untold amounts of money and let them rebuild. That’s just who we are.”
“The American dream is bigger than Obama, and a one-term failed Obama presidency could be the biggest teachable moment in generations.”
“The stimulus was an Obama slush fund. The stimulus bill was nothing more than a pile of money to keep state unionized government people employed while everybody else was losing their jobs during the recession.”
“Charles Manson has broken his 20-year silence with the media to rail against the dangers of global warming. I guess even brainwashers can be brainwashed.”
“Obama doesn’t have the courage to tell these young skulls full of mush that Medicare won’t even exist when they become of age. He leaves that part out of his propaganda.”
“Obama actually said today that we can’t spend more than we take in. Now, if you are a rational person who has been paying attention for three years and you hear the president say that, you are incredulous. It’s like Colonel Sanders saying we have to stop killing chickens.”
“Michelle Obama, our first lady, says that she wants to embrace the country that she loves. What country is she talking about, and what’s stopping her?”
“You notice how much better Sarah Palin looks in a helmet than Michael Dukakis?”
“Okay, the Memorial Day weekend is over, ladies and gentlemen, which means that we are now officially in our third Summer of Recovery, and the question is: How many more Recovery Summers can our economy stand before it all goes kaput?”
“I don’t know about you, but have noticed increasing charter from high government officials saying, ‘You know what? It’s easier to rent anyway. Who wants this homeownership business? Who wants to mess with fixing the roof? Who wants to have to call Roto-Rooter when roots get in the sewer line? You don’t want to have to mess with that!'”
“The status of the US economy, to me, is proof positive that we can’t afford not to change horses in midstream. The status of the US economy means that we must change horses in the middle of the stream. Whatever Obama is doing, that horse ain’t working.”
“If Keynesian economics worked, if pumping government money into a faltering economy worked, there would never be a faltering economy.”
“Sara Palin is toying with the media. It’s like a mouse trapped in a corner by a very adept cat, and the cat just keeps pawing the mouse — not killing it, just pawing it. These guys in the press are as frustrated as hell. ‘Where’s she going? Why doesn’t she tell us? What’s the real purpose of this trip?’ Whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it all bypassing them.”
“A super-secret project has been going on behind closed doors and underneath the radar, and tomorrow is a seminal day. Tomorrow is, you might say, a day of fruition — and I simply must be where this culmination will take place.”
“My reaction to this Weiner and the twit thing, I know you’re right: The Beltway fascinated, totally captivated by anything below the belt.”
“For some reason doom and gloom, people glom onto that. It’s a magnet. It’s amazing how susceptible people are to believing that, and yet a book about eternal happiness and so forth? That’s greeted with skepticism.”
“I’m in the process of saving the country. I don’t have time to be distracted with stuff like this.”
“The historical nature and aspect of Obama’s presidency has long since settled in, and now he’s President of the United States, and now he is and should be held accountable like any other president would be. All these surface characteristics are irrelevant. The color of his skin, all of that means nothing — and it shouldn’t.”
“You notice how much better Sarah Palin looks in a helmet than Michael Dukakis?”
“Okay, the Memorial Day weekend is over, ladies and gentlemen, which means that we are now officially in our third Summer of Recovery, and the question is: How many more Recovery Summers can our economy stand before it all goes kaput?”
“I don’t know about you, but have noticed increasing charter from high government officials saying, ‘You know what? It’s easier to rent anyway. Who wants this homeownership business? Who wants to mess with fixing the roof? Who wants to have to call Roto-Rooter when roots get in the sewer line? You don’t want to have to mess with that!'”
“The status of the US economy, to me, is proof positive that we can’t afford not to change horses in midstream. The status of the US economy means that we must change horses in the middle of the stream. Whatever Obama is doing, that horse ain’t working.”
“If Keynesian economics worked, if pumping government money into a faltering economy worked, there would never be a faltering economy.”
“Sara Palin is toying with the media. It’s like a mouse trapped in a corner by a very adept cat, and the cat just keeps pawing the mouse — not killing it, just pawing it. These guys in the press are as frustrated as hell. ‘Where’s she going? Why doesn’t she tell us? What’s the real purpose of this trip?’ Whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it all bypassing them.”
“A super-secret project has been going on behind closed doors and underneath the radar, and tomorrow is a seminal day. Tomorrow is, you might say, a day of fruition — and I simply must be where this culmination will take place.”
“My reaction to this Weiner and the twit thing, I know you’re right: The Beltway fascinated, totally captivated by anything below the belt.”
“For some reason doom and gloom, people glom onto that. It’s a magnet. It’s amazing how susceptible people are to believing that, and yet a book about eternal happiness and so forth? That’s greeted with skepticism.”
“I’m in the process of saving the country. I don’t have time to be distracted with stuff like this.”
“The historical nature and aspect of Obama’s presidency has long since settled in, and now he’s President of the United States, and now he is and should be held accountable like any other president would be. All these surface characteristics are irrelevant. The color of his skin, all of that means nothing — and it shouldn’t.”