“Now my computer is working flawlessly. I just wanted to take a moment to thank the people at Apple — I’m not going to mention the name of the specific engineer because, if I did, this guy would be taking heat for the rest of his career for helping me.”
“I’m convinced that Spitzer knew that what he was doing trying to ruin people on Wall Street was wrong, and yet he still did it. Why? Power. And it wasn’t just the desire to acquire it and hold it — it was an obsession to use it.”
“I once got back to the Mayflower Hotel and figured that my room was bugged by the Soviet embassy since Vitaly Churkin was going to be on my show the next day. So being the full-blooded patriotic American I am, I kept talking to the walls.”
“Obama was right about everything: He’s won more states, he’s won more delegates, and he’s won more of the popular vote. But there’s another custom in the modern Democrat Party, and it’s this: Whatever the Clintons want, they get.”
“Did you ever think that you would see the day where at least half the Democrat Party is dumping on these two — the Clintons? I never thought there would be this many Democrats alive to do it.”
“As long as Nancy Pelosi is Speaker of the House, she doesn’t want Hillary Clinton anywhere near the White House in any way, shape, manner, or form. Queen Bee Syndrome, folks. Trust me on this.”
“There’s no question arrogance is Spitzer’s number-one characteristic. I think he believes that he’s insulated from the standards that would apply to everybody else: ‘I’m a Democrat, the voters love me, New York needs me.'”
“You know why liberals hate Wal-Mart? It’s not because Wal-Mart’s not unionized. It’s because Wal-Mart has done more for the American people than the government and liberals combined have done by bringing products to people at prices that the middle and lower classes can afford.”
“I think political wives ought to get a prenup in the future: ‘You get yourself in this kind of public humiliation trouble, and I’m not going on stay with you.'”
