“I don’t want anything to ever happen to Barack Obama, but especially because Joe Biden is number two.”
“If you want to know who Barney Frank is, he is Enron, AIG, WorldCom, Global Crossing, and all the rest wrapped up in one — and worse. Barney Frank is an example of what is wrong with Soviet-style industrial policy.”
“People are saying, ‘Rush, we need third party.’ No, we don’t. We need to retake the Republican Party. I mean, the liberals didn’t go out and form a third party — they just took over the Democrat Party.”
“Obama is out there saying to the troops, ‘I will not risk your lives until it’s absolutely necessary.’ When is it going to be necessary? Are we waiting on General ‘Swifty’ Kerry to tell us when it’s okay?”
“I’m thinking it just isn’t fair for me to take advantage of the media’s lack of critical thinking skills and their inability to recognize hypocrisy. The Media Tweak of the Day… it may be abusive. It’s like picking on children.”
“A Gallup poll says that 40% of Americans now say they are conservative, 20% say liberal, 36% say moderate. And of those three groups, which one is being attacked by the Republican Party? The conservatives! The Republican Party has a death wish!”
“If you want to be a moderate or a liberal, be a Democrat. If you want to be a Republican and you want to win, be a conservative.”
“President Obama, the troops already are in harm’s way, and you are not backing them to the hilt. You are dithering, and their morale is plummeting. Everybody involved does not understand why, Mr. President, you are not committed to the strategy that you announced in March.”
“When the Democrats get into trouble, they think all they have to do is mention Bush. Well, it isn’t going to be long before a whole lot of people start saying, ‘Gosh, I wish Bush was running this.'”
“I am not going to tone it down. The truth is the truth, stark as it might be.”
“Another American tradition is being trashed. The president, in his selfishness, will preempt the Charlie Brown Christmas special.”
“You couple the arrogance and conceitnot only of Obama, but ofRahm Emanuel and all the people around him, and you have a leadership that is impervious. They don’t even view this as a republic or as a democracy. It’s just their country now.”
“I want to know: How many people has Barack Obama liberated? They say he’s such a great president, that he has such a command of all these foreign policy and military issues. So how many people has Barack Obama liberated from bondage?”
“You know, I may have to start adding a little Kahlua to my coffee in the mornings in order to read some of the crap that’s coming out of the State-Controlled Media.”
“We turned Tora Bora 2,000 degrees when Bin Laden was there. You can count me among those who think Bin Laden is dead, by the way. I have always thought it, just like I’ve always known that global warming is a manmade hoax.”
“I have a very well developed sense of logic, which threatens many people. And I have a lot of common sense. Which also threatens people.”
“Now Obama’s preempting everyone’s favorite Christmas special, A Charlie Brown Christmas, and it’s not going to sit well with the kids. The only thing is that Obama’s ears are about as big as Snoopy’s, so maybe the kids won’t notice.”
“It’s time to face this and fix it — not abandon it — and a third party is giving up on things. With a third party, you’re just creating another room to go in and shout.”
“You can draw attention to yourself by denouncing both parties as the sameand think that you’re relating to a whole lot of people, but you do a grave disservice in doing so because you’re never going to win anything. You’re just going to guarantee Democrat victory in perpetuity.”
“Come on, folks, you have to get real about this. The Republican Party, as bad as it is, is not the Democrat Party. We don’t have statists in our party.”
“Obama’s going to be the least talented person in the room when he goes on The View, and that’s saying something.”
“Somebody said, ‘If you could change one thing in America right now, what would it be?’ And something instantly popped into my mind: I’d love to change the fact that so many people born in this country hate it. If we could change that, we would eliminate 90% of the political problems that we now have.”
“Whatever subset of the Democrat Party you look at, you see anger and misery; there’s no love for anybody or anything. But on our side, we have a professed and deep love for the country as founded and we want everybody to feel the same way.”
“We go to Dallas: ‘Finger in butt crack sparks knife fight’. No doubt every player in this story voted Obama. No doubt! Can there be any doubt about that?”
“I followed through, by the way, and sent some knee pads viaFedEx to Maude Behar — she ought to get them today in advance of Obama’s taping of The View tomorrow.”
“Yeah, Obama’s wife just booked 30 hotel rooms for four days at a five-star hotel in Spain. They’re going to take four vacations inside of a month, but Obama feels our pain.”
“Even if the Democrats did not purposely cause the financial crisis, even if they were simply purely motivated by altruism, when the whole thing fell apart they tried to exploit it. They’re still a bunch of creeps for what they’ve done.”
“You know, if I was everything the left says I am, I would be one of them. For example, if I were anti-women’s rights, like they say I am, I would be all for Sharia law.”
“There are a lot of people who are not hurting, who are not living to paycheck to paycheck. Do you ever ask yourself why they’re in that circumstance? Because there are answers to it. It’s called thrift, it’s called understanding the basics of not spending what you don’t have and not financing what you’ll never be able to pay back.”
“I like this guy, Elton John. This guy is not afraid to go against the grain.”
“I’ve been waiting my whole life for Jay-Z or P. Diddy to do a cover of The Happy Organ.”
“Sharron Angle’s consistent as she can be, unlike Obama. She’s a true believer. Whatever she said behind closed doors on the tape is the same thing she says on the campaign trail. And she’s right: the Republican establishment does not want her to win.”
“I’ll tell you, when Tim Russert passed away, that was the end of NBC as a credible news organization. I mean, Russert kept those people centered as best he could.”
“Al Franken is a genuine parasite. You know, Al Franken would be a nobody if he couldn’t live off other people’s work and use other people’s names in his work.”
“Chill out and be cool, everybody. All kinds of wonderful things are going to happen in November. I have no fear. I have no doubts. I’m not worried at all.”
“Let me tell you something: Eliot Spitzer’s show on CNN once again demonstrates what a fine line there is between prostitutes and presstitutes — it’s hard to know who’s who on that show.”
“Poverty in this country is good living compared to poverty elsewhere in the world. If our welfare recipients are going to Vegas to cash their checks or their cards, how bad can it really be out there?”
“A male donkey, or ass, is called a jack, and a female is called a jenny. So Ms. Pelosi would be a jennyass, and Harry Reid would be a jackass.”
“Why aren’t the Democrats concerned that they have destroyed the health care system of this country? Because in their minds, they don’t think they have. In their minds, they have cemented their power. This is their objective.”
“We all have to party.”
“Let me tell you what the fork in the road is: America or Obama — we can’t have both.”
“The biggest mistake that was made after 1994 was that Newt and the boys believed that the country had gone conservative, and they stopped teaching. They removed all ideology from what they did. We quit fighting, essentially.”
“If you Republicans control the House, there’s not one thing that Obama should agree with that you propose, and if there is, it’s a problem.”
“The Tea Party is rooted, as I like to say, in love: love of country, love of fellow man, and love of community. You won’t find this kind of love on the left; you’ll just find contempt and disdain.”
“There’s a story that says in early voting all over the country, white males are showing up in droves. Of course, isn’t it profiling to notice this?”
“Any Republican who puts working with Democrats ahead of working for the American people is going to suffer the same fate as today’s Blue Dog Democrats — they’re going to become an extinct species.”
“The message of Obama, Pelosi, and Dingy Harry has been, ‘Shut up and sit down.We know what’s best for you frightened, fuzzy-thinking rubes’ — and many in the Republican Party have the same message.”
“On November 2nd, it will be our time to deliver a message, and the message will be: ‘You’re fired, you failed, greedy, authoritarian elitist snobs.'”
“Within the realm of sanity, where is there room for any compromise with Marxism or socialism or liberalism? Where is the compromise with evil? In the context of right and wrong, how do you compromise with wrong?”
“Snerdley, what are you freaking out about? If you don’t calm down in there, I’m going to have to suspend you because it’s becoming a distraction.”