“Let me make a minor semantic correction. Earlier, I said, ‘I would like the tax holiday that Tim Geithner got.’ Actually, he didn’t ‘get’ one, he
“What has Eric Holder learned so far this morning, based on his hearings? Well, Eric Holder has learned: ‘I can do anything I want because I know that you Republicans will do absolutely nothing, except kiss my butt’ — which is exactly what’s happening.”
“I’ve often said, ladies and gentlemen, that politics is show biz for the ugly. And you can see proof if you go to the Drudge Report — there’s a picture there of Henry Waxman.”
“If there’s no attempt to derail this headlong move into FDR 2, then the Republicans are going to face more trouble from their own voters in the next election than they will ever face from the Democrats and the American left — mark my words.”
“I’m tired of rewarding stupidity, I’m tired of paying for slackers, and I’m tired of the poor and the hungry being called that instead of ‘welfare recipients’ and ‘slackers’.”
“I have had two Drive-By institutions ask me what I’m doing for the inauguration. You know what I told them? I said, ‘Well, I’m going to pretend that I’m there. I’m bringing a Port-A-Potty into the studio and I’m going to use it every 15 minutes.'”
“A lot of people have said, ‘Rush, why don’t you go easy on this Geithner guy? If he gets confirmed, you’re just going to get harassed with audits.’ That was going to happen anyway, so that’s not going to shut me up!”
“There’s no such thing as fairness in life, there’s no arbiter of life. For example, offensive lines playing the Steelers are getting away not just with holding; they’re getting away with muggings!”
“In a country this large, you have to acknowledge that there’s going to be a certain number of sheep, and that the liberals will prey on them. First they group them, then they victimize them, and then they tell them that they don’t have a chance.”
“I don’t think Carol Browner is dirty. She’s just a socialist.”
“Do you notice how Obama won’t hold press conferences? The reason for this is that he’s really not that smart, folks. I mean, can we be honest?”
“I wonder if the Islamic community will go along with gay marriage. I wonder if we’ll have gay marriages taking place at that Ground Zero mosque.”
“Judge Vaughn Walker in California did not just slap down the will of seven million voters –he put those seven million voters on trial, and he found those seven million voters guilty.”
“The people of Arizona passed a law to protect their border (since the federal government will not), and the federal government sued. I guarantee you our Founding Fathers are in heaven, angry as anybody has ever been. They did a miraculous, great thing, and they are witnessing it being torn apart by the modern Democrat Party.”
“Where I live, local news personalities are going out and interviewing officials and authorities who are saying, ‘Stay in a cool place and drink lots of fluids because it’s very hot out there.’ Uh, yeah, it’s August.”
“You know, one of the reasons why young people are liberal is because they’re children. Children are used to being taken care of, and liberalism promises to take care of you.”
“Now, David, I understand you’re young and you’re frustrated. I was your age once, and I, too, was frustrated that most of the people my age were a bunch of dolts and idiots.”
“The deficiencies of liberalism are right out there for everybody to see, and I guarantee you that ten years from now some sweet?talking liberal’s going to come along and make people forget all this.”
“In this country, today, August the 5th, 2010, regardless of your race, your sex, your gender, or your orientation, you have more liberty and more opportunity to change anything about your life that you don’t like than anywhere else in the world, because you live in the United States of America.”
“Liberalism makes things worse, but, boy, it’s easy to be liberal. It’s easy to let somebody feed you. It’s easy to let somebody pay you not to work.”