RUSH: Remember, ladies and gentlemen, so many things about Club Gitmo. I told you that they would not close it. We started a licensed merchandise business in Club Gitmo to point out just how relaxing a trip to Club Gitmo could be. If you’re overworked and tired of jihad you can go there to recuperate. Here’s Catherine Herridge yesterday morning on Fox & Friends. She’s their Homeland Security Justice Department correspondent. She went down to Club Gitmo. This was her report.
HERRIDGE: The vast majority of the detainees at Guantanamo Bay now live in these group settings or communal settings. They now have one of these Wii consoles, and one of the biggest changes is TV. They’ve got at least 12 channels, and they have about 11 or 12 radio stations. Now, when we went on a tour through the camps one of the things that we saw is the PlayStation — like you mentioned — a Nintendo game, and then also the library. And some of the titles that are extremely popular now include Agatha Christie, Harry Potter, and Twilight. But perhaps one of the most striking differences is this new course called the Life Skills Course that’s supposed to prepare the detainees for their lives post-Gitmo.
RUSH: That’s Catherine Herridge at Fox reporting what’s going on at Club Gitmo. Club Gitmo sounds a lot nicer than my New York City condo (which, by the way, unloaded for a cool 125% profit, which is also where the left is just in a jealous rage and tizzy today), and here’s a Club Gitmo MP describing this life skills seminar that she was just describing. This is hilarious. Catherine Herridge report about changes at Club Gitmo. Here’s an unidentified MP talking about these changes.
MILITARY POLICEMAN: We changed our classes. Probably the biggest recent change is we took our core classes — which is Arabic English, Pashtun English, and art — and added a life skills, which is a seminar, a 31-week program which is based to give them skills they’ll need when they leave here. So it starts out with basic building blocks of personal finance, health, and well-being.
RUSH: Do you believe this? This is what we’re doing for terrorist racists! The Obama administration, Obama himself has come out and said that Al-Qaeda is racist because they blew up some people in Uganda and they’re not concerned with the long-term consequences of their ideology. The Obama administration, White House officials actually honestly said that there is not a road to career advancement for black people in Al-Qaeda, that too often they end up being the suicide bombers. I’m not making this up. So now you just heard an unidentified MP say at Club Gitmo, We changed our classes. Probably the biggest recent change is we took our core classes — which is Arabic English, Pashtun English, and art — and added a life skills, which is a seminar, a 31-week program which is based to give [the terrorists] skills they’ll need when they leave here.
‘So it starts out with basic building blocks of personal finance, health, and well-being.’ They’re giving a 31-week seminar at Club Gitmo for terrorists now identified as racists by the Obama regime. How ironic is it to give suicide a course called ‘life skills’? What is going on here? First they’re racists, and now we’re giving a bunch of suicide bombers a course called life skills? Do we maybe teach them how to land an airplane? I mean, they obviously know how to take one off, they know how to fly one. Are we teaching ’em how to land a hijacked airplane? (interruption) What do you mean it’s just outreach? That’s right. That’s right. I’m sorry. I forgot. This is what NASA is supposed to be doing. So we’re reaching out to the Islamic Jihad community, showing them we’re not bad people and we train them for life after jihad, provided they stay alive after jihad.
They learn how to manage their checkbook, a little capitalism. We’re teaching capitalism, how to manage family finances, personal finances, health and well-being to a bunch of suicide bombers. (laughing) This is the Obama administration.