RUSH: Cary, North Carolina, Helen, great to have you on the EIB Network. Hi.
CALLER: How are you, Mr. Limbaugh? And I thank you for allowing me to vent my anger. This is on a much lighter side. It’s about The View from the far, far left, testy lefty, Joy Beho. They’re allowing her to accuse the Tea Party of cheating and we are the informed public, and we know that the Tea Party is too principled to cheat on anything.
RUSH: Wait, wait, wait, wait just a second now. Joy Beho?
CALLER: Yes.
RUSH: She’s accusing the Tea Party of cheating at what?
CALLER: Cheating at a silly dance show.
RUSH: Oh, oh, Dancing with the Stars.
CALLER: Yeah, I’m disgusted with her. She gets away with this all the time. She just makes statements, no one accuses back that she’s lying. And I believe that she’s allowing her own latent penchant for deceit to color her opinions. But we’re demanding an open apology from her to the Tea Party. Hey, Beho, you better shut up. That’s our answer.
RUSH: Demanding an apology to the Tea Party from Joy Beho? Ha. Ha-ha.
CALLER: And please, by her standards, did the NAACP vote in the little fat black dancer? He’s horrible. She didn’t say a word about that. I think that she’s just so far left —
RUSH: Wait a minute.
CALLER: If she was on a mountain she’d be falling off.
RUSH: You really got it in for Joy Beho.
CALLER: Oh, I’m telling you, I can’t even stomach the show. My sister watches it. I can’t look at her. I can’t.
RUSH: And why — (crosstalk)
CALLER: — she makes, and just disgustingly tearing people down. We’re disgusted with her. I wish that they could get someone on there —
RUSH: You know, all they care about —
CALLER: — give us two conservatives and two lefties.
RUSH: You are illustrating why they’re not going to get rid of Joy Beho. You are talking about her. That’s all they care about. You’re talking about her.
CALLER: But that’s not it. We’re saying she’s a liar. She just makes it up, and she does. She’s not funny.
RUSH: She’s a liberal. Of course she’s a liar. Show me the honest one.
CALLER: Good. I can’t watch her.
RUSH: Well, don’t. Then that’s the answer. Don’t.
CALLER: I don’t.
RUSH: There is a channel changer. There is a remote control. There’s an on or off button.
CALLER: I do not.
RUSH: Well, good for you.
CALLER: But if there’s a conservative on there, and we can help, we do. And we are actually standing up for the Tea Party —
RUSH: Now you’re talking about Dancing with the Stars.
CALLER: We will not allow them to be —
RUSH: She’s going back and forth from Joy Beho’s show to Dancing with the Stars. You’re not talking about Dancing with the Stars?
CALLER: No, no. We’re talking about her and her attitude towards anything that she apparently doesn’t understand. If it isn’t, like I said, her latent penchant for deceit —
RUSH: You need to be a little more compassionate. Joy Beho is just not happy.
CALLER: Oh, I know. It shows on her face.
RUSH: You’re looking at an extrinsically miserable woman which is —
CALLER: Absolutely.
RUSH: — the explanation for this. She’s unhappy with a lot of things, and I know her. She’s one of these people happily miserable.
CALLER: Yes. But ask her about the NAACP vote for the little fat black man, because he can’t dance.
RUSH: What is this little fat black man? Who are you talking about?
CALLER: Okay, I don’t watch them. I told you I get this from my sister —
RUSH: What little fat black man is on the Joy Beho show? I can’t keep track of where you’re going. She’s jumping back and forth from show to show. Are you talking about Dancing with the Stars?
CALLER: Yes.
RUSH: That’s Kyle Massey, and thank God somebody is talking about this poor little guy. Nobody’s talking about him. They’re all talking about Jennifer Gray, they’re talking about Brandy. They’re all talking about Bristol Palin. Nobody is talking about Kyle Massey. It’s not fair. Kyle Massey has had some of the most fun dance routines on this show. He really has. I wouldn’t be surprised if he won it, although you know what’s gonna happen. He-he. You just know what’s gonna happen tonight.