“Churches and golf courses both have people addressing the Lord frequently. People on golf courses talk to God constantly. I’m sure Obama’s doing the same thing.”
“The Republicans are simply sitting around waiting for the Democrats to be voted against. Their theory, I guess, is that when your opponent’s committing suicide, stand aside, but at some point, they’re going to have to stand for something.”
“Hank Haney dropping Tiger Woods for the opportunity to spend six months with me? I mean, who wouldn’t?”
“We don’t believe Obama when he says that he didn’t hear any of that incendiary language from Reverend Wright because we’re not that gullible. It’s no more complicated than that.”
“I don’t understand why people would be surprised that associating Islam with violence is worse than it was right after 9/11; I mean, their violence hasn’t exactly abated.”
“What kind of prizes do the North Koreans offer? Ha! A grass sandwich. Cockroach cocktails. Who knows what they give away on the North Korean Facebook page.”
“Given the way Obama’s been raised and educated, it’s clear this man does not believe in the concept of American exceptionalism, and if you don’t believe in that, you don’t believe in America.”
“Obama’s the smartest guy in the world, but we never saw the grades. He was on the Harvard Law Review, but we never saw anything he wrote. I mean, they created a character.”
“When you have somebody who advocates trying Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in Manhattan and giving him a two-year forum to bash America, it’s not a big stretch to see the same guy not having a problem with a mosque at Ground Zero.”
“Somebody just sent me an e-mail that’s pretty good: ‘Barack Obama is the parsley on the dinner plate of America.'”
