“I finally met Miss Right, but I didn’t know her first name is ‘Always.'”
“If Obama can lower the seas, then why can’t he clear the snow from the streets?”
“Rham Emanuel is Obama. And if you’re going to sit out there and get mad at Rahm Emanuel, all fine and dandy, but who hired him knowing full well who he is and what he does? He’s in there for a reason.”
“I’m trying to remember the last time we had a story about any government agency anywhere that’s working, that comes in on budget, whose work is done efficiently.”
“You’re not supposed to make fun of Democrats and liberals, no, no, no, ’cause they’re too serious, their work is too important, you’re not supposed to make fun.”
“I’ve often said, and I maintain it to this day, that even in a circumstance like this — meaning this deep recession — most of the limitations that people face are those they place on themselves.”
“There are all kinds of opportunities for anybody. Let your passion be what guides you. Your passion combined with your expertise.”
“We’re Americans, and we’re always going to be Americans despite this administration’s attempt to redefine who we are and what we do.”
“Felony snowball-throwing charges! My gosh, if we were only this serious about terrorism! My God. I wonder if these guys were Mirandized and I wonder if the Republicans knew about it before it happened.”
“Republicans, do not fall for this ‘bipartisan’ garbage. It’s a trap. Get the word out of your lexicon. ‘Bipartisan’ is a code word for you caving to Democrat and Obama ideas.”
