“To Obama, profit is a surplus he can grab as the Central Planning Authority. He looks at the private sector as a golden goose that never dies.”
“People ask, ‘Rush, why don’t you run for office?’ I couldn’t do it, folks. I don’t want to be obligated to people who make campaign contributions because they want a payback somehow, like an ambassadorship or dinner 14 nights a week.”
“Describing the Democrat Party as ‘too liberal’ doesn’t get halfway home to actually describing them. They’ve gone way beyond liberal. I mean, these people are flirting with socialist Marxism now.”
“How in the world can any sane, credible economist or financial analyst predict an economic recovery with cap and trade and nationalized health care lurking to be passed? Folks, there will be no such thing as a private sector economic recovery if either or one of those two pieces of legislation gets signed into law.”
“Folks, it’s a matter of math. The Democrats have the votes. That said, realize that not all Democrats are unified behind Obama on some of these things, but they have, you know, the consigliere in there: Rahm Emanuel.”
“So you just heard Obama say, ‘We’ve made important progress in supporting a sovereign, stable, and self-reliant Iraq.’ You didn’t support a sovereign, stable, self-reliant Iraq! You said it was impossible, Mr. President! You said the surge wouldn’t work!”
“I think Big Oil is like anybody else: they live and die on their public image. Thankfully, I don’t. I don’t know how to deal with that. That would drive me insane if every waking moment I had to be concerned with what people think of me.”
“You could legalize rape and call it the Civil Rights Act of 2009, and it would probably pass. Well, who would have the guts to vote against something with ‘civil rights’ in its title?”
“How would you describe a cankle, Mr. Snerdley? Okay. Media Matters, MSNBC, if you’re listening, Bo Snerdley, the official program observer here, thinks the definition of cankles is Hillary Clinton. You stand by that, Snerdley? All right.”
“There’s no rational explanation for liberalism — other than it’s easy. All you have to do is see some suffering and say that you care and think other people should do something about it, and you’re a liberal.”