RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. It’s an update. We gotta go back to the Grooveyard of Forgotten Favorites, the archives, combo animal rights update and environmentalist wacko update here, the vocal portrayal, Andy Williams.
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Stay free.
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All right, if you haven’t dropped any bombs it’s about time now.
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Yes!
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Animals not happy today. Yesterday they were kind of docile during the update. Animals fighting back, can hear a little squawking out there in the jungle.
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Andy Williams and Born Free. It’s a combo animal rights/environmentalist wacko update. Now, yesterday we told you that the polar bear population has actually doubled in the last 50 years. Everybody believes, or enough people believe ’cause of Algore’s lying, stinking movie, that the polar bears are dying off and especially kids believe it. It’s not true. The polar bear population is growing, and, in fact, people are saying we might need to cull some of them in certain areas because they’re posing a danger. So the update we have in UK Telegraph today: ‘A polar bear expert, Mitchell Taylor, who has studied the animals for 30 years, has been barred from participating in a global warming conference.’ Mitchell Taylor has studied polar bears for 30 years. He was told his views are extremely unhelpful. Global warming is a political issue, just like this EPA guy that came up with the report, ‘Wait a minute, the science here is not what you –‘ ‘Shut up!’ And they suppressed the report. So now the polar bear expert has been forced to shut up and go away, leaving Algore in control as the polar bear expert.