It’s an EIB Animal Rights Update!

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. We gotta do an animal rights combo, animal rights, environmentalist wacko update from the archives, the Grooveyard of Forgotten Favorites, Andy Williams sings our favorite animal tune.

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Hey, hey, let the song establish here before going all nuclear on the ammo.

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All right, now time to drop some bombs.

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Andy Williams, our combo animal rights and environmentalist wacko update theme song. Here’s the news, and I got it from Gateway Pundit, another load of junk science because polar bear populations are booming. ‘As the Democrats passed the junk science ‘pile of [excrement]’ this past week a new report was released, and suppressed, insisting that polar bear numbers, far from decreasing, are much higher than they were 30 years ago.’ Rachel, do you remember when you first came here to substitute for Dawn after having seen Algore’s movie? She came in here, she bought the whole notion that the polar bears were dying off ’cause the glaciers were melting and the polar bears are stranded on those little ice floes, bought it hook, line and sinker. Thankfully after exposure to this program, even on a substitute basis, you know it’s now BS. But how many kids don’t? The polar bear population is booming. In fact, it’s booming so much it’s time for a cull.

‘A recent study found that the population of polar bears in eastern Canada was significantly on the rise because of abundant prey. In fact, only two of 13 polar bear populations in Canada are in decline, a researcher says. Total population worldwide estimated at 20,000 to 25,000 polar bears.’ It charts it here from polar bear populations in 2001 and on forward. ‘Another report shows that polar bear encounters,’ meaning people that run into them, ‘on the North Slope oil fields have risen to record levels the last two years. The global warming religionists blame the increase in polar bear sightings on shrinking ice flows. So, now the alarmists are blaming manmade global warming on both increased and decreased polar bear populations. There are 5 times as many polar bears today as there were 50 years ago.’ Five times as many, and the sources: New York Times, covebear.com, International Bear Association, International Wildlife, Polar Bear Study Group. Those are the sources for the stats, that there are five times as many polar bears today as there were 50 years ago. Remember, in August of 2008 Sarah Palin sued the federal government seeking to reverse the decision to put the polar bear on the threatened species list.