RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. Feminist Update time, ladies and gentlemen. Lots of feminists in Sacramento, most of them listening to this show on KFBK, as they always have. They never left to the lib talker.
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Having said all this, I want to reprise something, ladies and gentlemen, that came up last week, because I know how women feel about this campaign. We’ve been chronicling it; we’ve been talking about it on this program. We know that there are women out there who have been with Hillary for years and they’re middle-aged and this is the last chance they’ll ever have to see a female president in their lifetimes. And they just don’t get it. They don’t understand how the Democrat Party could just so easily cast aside this hardworking woman who’s given up everything in her own life, given up her future to serve her country and her party and she’s being cast aside by some rookie who’s been in the Senate a year and a half? Who’s got this kook for a pastor and runs around with anti-American protesters and terrorists. They don’t understand it. I know that many of you loyal Democrat women are stunned. You’re watching the male dominated Drive-By Media gang up on Hillary, who last week they even changed the narrative on you. The original narrative was, Hillary wins Pennsylvania, Obama wins North Carolina, Indiana the tiebreaker. They changed the scenario. They changed the scenario. Now North Carolina was the tiebreaker, according to the Drive-By Media.
So here we are with neither candidate with enough delegates to openly win the nomination, and the drive pundits, largely men, are calling on Hillary to do the right thing for the party, to get out, to quit, to be pushed aside. Doesn’t that all sound too familiar ladies? And I include you, Sue Wilson, at the Sacramento Bee in this. Doesn’t this all sound too familiar? Once again a woman told to put her dreams aside to benefit a man. Obama, freshman senator, paid no dues, treated like anointed royalty, while this hardworking woman, who has battled her entire life to break the glass ceiling, is treated like a leftover meal and thrown down the garbage disposal. I know you ladies know how it feels. You’ve been in Hillary’s shoes. You’ve seen the pretty boys — you know who I’m talking about, these young studs that come in the office, have hardly any experience at all, they glad-hand the boss, they’re out there apple-polishing and kissing butt, all this stuff, and they’re taking credit for your work. They talk a good game with real specifics. And what happens? They get promoted. They’re treated like heroes. People swoon and faint when they come around. Love their cologne and so forth. And you don’t wear perfume because you know that that’s pollution. These guys come in wearing their metrosexual clothes and all their new scents and people just swoon out there. They get promoted while you women, the hard-working backbone of the office, you’re told to still go get the coffee or to set up meetings for this new dweeb.
About this race thing, jumping all over Mrs. Clinton for dropping the race card and so forth. Can you imagine what would have happened if Jeremiah Wright had been Hillary’s pastor? Instead, Obama gets to mumble a few lame excuses, the new dweeb, the new kid on the block, everybody’s heartthrob, gets to utter a couple little lame excuses, and everybody forgives and says, ‘Let’s move on.’ This guy Obama doesn’t know anything about anything. You ever heard him talk about taxes? This guy is a lightweight. Hillary can out-wonk this guy in the middle of hot flashes. But Barack is a guy. That says it all. He’s a good-looking guy, long, slender, great deep voice, never cackles. How is it, ladies, the only man coming in this whole race who has stood tall, the only man who has stood up for Hillary’s right to fight the good fight to the bitter end is me, Rush Limbaugh? Why has the liberal male establishment forsaken Hillary and thrown her under the bus? I even heard one male media type saying Hillary Clinton would make a freight train take a dirt road. This is the kind of thing that is uncalled for and they’re ganging up on her, and you know it.
You have been there. This has happened to you. They say it’s going to take a miracle for Hillary to win. But, hey, we all believe in miracles, don’t we? We can make miracles. It happens every day on Oprah. Now, listen ladies, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, I know Democrat liberal men like I know myself, like I know every square inch of my glorious naked body. And, sadly, right now, liberal men, Democrat Party liberal men in the Drive-By Media are planning and scheming how to screw Hillary Clinton out of this nomination, get her to quit this before she gives it everything she’s got, and in the process, they’re out to screw you. Politically speaking.
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RUSH: Now, ladies, in addition to having this new, young, fresh guy show up in the office, after you’ve been there for years, this dweeb shows up, no experience, glad-hands, has all this charisma and everybody just goes nuts over him and you get aced out, let’s not forget something else that happens. The guy’s wife. It’s bad enough that you’ve reached 55, 50, 60, some cases, you’ve given up everything for what you want. Here come these two punks, the young guy and his wife, his wife’s out there getting all this great attention, this great publicity, you have been where the wife is, and they never said those things about you. And the young wife is really nothing more than she’s just angry all the time and she’s just nothing likable about her at all but everybody is swooning, and so you getting double dipped, you getting double dipped with all the idolatry of this young guy who’s coming in with no experience whatsoever, and his wife they’re swooning over, too.
Meanwhile, when they look at you, they see the coffee machine, and they see an appointment book. And they know how the wife got where she got. You know how she got there. You know this. And you refuse to do it. Maybe because nobody cared, but you still refuse to do it. So I feel for you. I know exactly how you feel here. You’ve given your life to see that women finally are emancipated, now all of a sudden here comes this brash young couple with this anti-American pastor and just anger and rage all around ’em, and you’re being bypassed, by a bunch of males in the Democrat Party and in the media, a bunch of guys, and it’s always the guys that do this to you, always, and they’re doing it again, after you thought you had ’em wrapped around your little finger. I can understand your rage. I can understand your anger over this, but what are you going to do? It’s bend over time again. The Democrat Party has once again told you what they see when they look at you. They don’t like it, and they don’t want it. If I were you, all the money that you have given to Democrats, all the fundraising you’ve done for Democrats, all the cover you ran for Bill Clinton, and this is what they’re doing for you? Believe me, I understand.
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RUSH: Gordon, Columbus, Ohio. You’re next, sir. Happy to have you with us on the EIB Network.
CALLER: Good afternoon, Rush.
RUSH: Good afternoon, Gordon.
CALLER: Buckeye dittos to you.
RUSH: I appreciate that.
CALLER: Hillary I think is being stabbed in the back by the women’s movement, and I think they’re twisting the knife.
RUSH: That would be an interesting picture: Hillary being stabbed in the back by the women’s movement. Because, you know, I’ve always loved the women’s movement when walking behind it. So that’s my picture of the women’s movement. The women’s movement stabbing Hillary in the back and then twisting it. Why do you think this?
RUSH: The old Sanford and Son show? Oh, yeah. (doing Redd Foxx impression) ‘Elizabeth, this is the big one!’
CALLER: Yeah, well, doesn’t Michelle kind of put you in mind of Aunt Esther?
RUSH: Who was…? Aunt Esther?
CALLER: Yes.
RUSH: Michelle Obama? I’ve never made that connection.
CALLER: Oh, she —
RUSH: I never made that connection, but I haven’t seen Sanford and Son in many, many moons.
CALLER: Well, she sure puts me in mind of her.
RUSH: Well, I can’t even remember what Aunt Esther looks like now. So I have no clue.