RUSH: Terry in Austin, Texas, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.
CALLER: Hello, Rush.
RUSH: Hey.
CALLER: What an honor.
RUSH: Thank you, sir.
CALLER: Well, I caucused. I went to caucus for Hillary, and I got nominated as a delegate.
RUSH: Now, wait a second here. Let’s go back. You need to step back. You voted? You’re a Republican?
CALLER: Yes.
RUSH: (laughter) So you voted way back in the Texas primary?
CALLER: Yes.
RUSH: And then you went and caucused?
CALLER: That’s right.
RUSH: As a newly registered Democrat, you went to caucus for Hillary?
CALLER: We don’t register.
RUSH: Pardon?
CALLER: We don’t register in Texas.
RUSH: Oh, that’s right. That’s right. So you just cross over. That’s right. But you voted for Hillary in the primary then you went to caucus for her?
CALLER: Yes.
RUSH: And now you’re a Hillary delegate.
CALLER: Yes. And Saturday is our county convention.
RUSH: (laughter) In Austin, Texas, the home of LBJ! (laughter) Are you still working undercover?
CALLER: Yes.
RUSH: Are you worried that your cover might be blown?
CALLER: The chairperson lives a couple of houses down from me.
RUSH: Well, now, the chairperson has to know that you’re Republican.
CALLER: Noooo.
RUSH: The chairperson doesn’t know you?
CALLER: No.
RUSH: Chairperson lives two houses down; you don’t know the person that lives two doors away from you?
CALLER: We don’t know each other, no. (laughs)
RUSH: Wow. I mean, I live in a place where nobody wants to know their neighbors and it’s common, but in most neighborhoods everybody knows who lives on the block.
CALLER: Well, my question to you: How many other Republicans did this happen to, and what do we do?
RUSH: (laughter) This poor guy! He may get roped into going to Denver to the Democrat convention. (laughter) Oh, this is something I hadn’t anticipated when we formulated Operation Chaos. Terry, I think you need to take advantage of this opportunity. I mean, to infiltrate their convention like this, to be undercover? You just have to learn to act like a Democrat.
CALLER: I can.
RUSH: Pardon?
CALLER: I can.
RUSH: I’m sure. There’s enough of them around down there for you to copy.
CALLER: Yeah.
RUSH: Are you worried about the financial expense of going to Denver, getting there, staying in a hotel for that length of time?
CALLER: I’m not sure how that happens. So…
RUSH: Well, you pay money.
CALLER: Yeah. I’m not sure.
RUSH: You’re wondering if the party is going to pay for it.
CALLER: That’s right.
RUSH: Yeah. I don’t think so. I think delegates have to pay their own way there.
CALLER: I would figure. I’d hitchhike if I had to.
RUSH: Good. So you’re going to do it?
CALLER: Yes.
RUSH: All right! I thought you were a little bit reluctant. I’d been misreading your tone.
CALLER: Just because we go to the county, doesn’t mean we’re going to the national.
RUSH: Let’s hold out hope. Operation Chaos rolls on.
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RUSH: Something for you liberal Democrats to consider, ladies and gentlemen. When small men begin to cast long shadows, it’s a sure sign the sun is setting.