RUSH: As you know, I am the man who runs the country, and I have to be dealt with, quote, unquote, Trent Lott. So each day I make pronouncements over what will happen in this country, because I am the man who runs the country. You know it, and I know it.
So here are today’s announcements. A-hem. Every senator who voted for this immigration hoax will have to have a town hall meeting with 100 noncitizens on the legal waiting list. The 100 will have total access to every one of these senators, and they will be able to ask them, ‘We are playing by the rules. What’s wrong with us? Why can’t we get Z cards immediately, too? Why are those of us trying to get into your country legally being denied this opportunity and being limited in our numbers, where people who are not playing by the rules are being granted instant access? What is this touch back they’re going to have to do? Mr. Senator, how is this going to work?’ By the way, can I make a point about that? Has anybody stopped to think… this just hit me this morning. We keep hearing that, well, we can’t deport 12 million people, who do you think you are? Why, we couldn’t round them up. ‘Why, we can’t deport 15, 20 million people. We can’t do it.’ Well, how the hell are we going to make all these people go back to their home countries, touch back and come back in? If we can’t deport ’em, how we going to deport ’em? Obviously we can deport ’em.
This is something that Senator Lindsey Grahamnesty of South Carolina says, ‘Hey, this is a big deal in the bill. Why, this addresses many people’s concerns.’ (Laughing.) Yeah, but we keep hearing we can’t round them up. We don’t know where they are. They’re living in the shadows. How we gonna find them then to deport them if we can’t deport them? This is just more of the snake oil that’s being sent our way. By the way, each of these town halls with these legal applicants, applicants for legal entry to the country will be televised. Each senator will answer, among other things, why are those playing by the rules considered to be the stupid ones and the ones not playing by the rules considered to be the smart ones? Why are those still waiting to get into the country legally, why can’t we get Z visas, too? And another question that they will be allowed to ask, ‘How is it that a great country such as the United States of America can have such dumb senators?’ Depending on their cooperation, the senators’ cooperation or lack of cooperation, later this week as the man who runs the country, you know it, and I know it, will decide whether or not to keep them in office. Well, if they say I’m running the country, then I’m going to run the country. With no pay cut. That’s why I don’t run for office.