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Want El Hunkbo to Mow Your Lawn?

by Rush Limbaugh - Apr 3,2001


It was just pure discipline, of course, the establishment of order and power within the household. I hated it. I absolutely hated it, and had to do it all the time because I was always getting in trouble. Anyway, Murray Incorporated has conducted the first ever Murray Mowing Survey.
It uncovers consumers’ hidden desires about yard keeping by revealing everything from where men would like to mow to which celebrity women would like to see cut their grass.
You who are up to speed know that I wouldn’t be talking about this if I didn’t make this list. So now you know that I’m somewhere on this list of women seeking to watch a celebrity mow their yard. So let’s dig further, shall we? They asked men the location they would choose if they could mow the grass at a national landmark or sporting venue.