{"id":8834,"date":"2014-07-22T18:04:28","date_gmt":"2014-07-22T18:04:28","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2014-07-22T18:04:28","modified_gmt":"2014-07-22T18:04:28","slug":"lucky_and_bill_clinton_s_energizer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2014\/07\/22\/lucky_and_bill_clinton_s_energizer\/","title":{"rendered":"“Lucky” and Bill Clinton\u2019s “Energizer”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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RUSH: Here\u2019s Lucky, Jacksonville, Florida, as we head back to the phones on the EIB Network. Hi, Lucky. Thank you for waiting. I\u2019m glad that you called. Hi.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Good afternoon, Rush. It\u2019s an honor.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Thank you. <\/p>\n

CALLER: John Hancock is my name. I meant to call you last week about that newfound period in the Declaration of Independence.<\/p>\n

<\/a>RUSH: Yeah. Isn\u2019t that amazing. The newfound period and the long pause<\/a>.<\/p>\n

CALLER: I\u2019ve been in Jacksonville since \u201982 and listened to you for 30 years or more. This is a very conservative, fundamental Tea Party Republican controlled town. I\u2019m an openly out gay man, so I was thrilled with Obamacare, but I\u2019ve lost several friends over this, Rush, \u2019cause I didn\u2019t buy it.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Now, wait. Wait. Lucky, hang on just a second. Why would being openly gay make you thrilled with Obamacare and why would it then cause you to lose friends?<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, I really thought this was gonna be it, and I didn\u2019t realize they had a bigger plan. I figured out now what\u2019s going on. I thought I\u2019d have a hole in my eardrum, and you relate to that \u2019cause you have the cochlear implant.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Correct.<\/p>\n

CALLER: I\u2019ve been trying for years to get help, and I can\u2019t get the medical care I need. Hillary is coming and she\u2019s gonna win and things are gonna go to universal care, so that\u2019ll be fixed.<\/p>\n

RUSH: You still haven\u2019t answered the question. What does being openly gay — what was it about Obamacare that was so hot just because you\u2019re gay? What did Obamacare do for gays? <\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, I thought it was gonna help me, but I actually lost friends after they found out I wouldn\u2019t buy Obamacare and they are gay and lesbian friends.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Oh, you lost gay and lesbian friends because you don\u2019t support Obamacare?<\/p>\n

CALLER: I did not buy it \u2019cause I know Hillary\u2019s gonna win and then we\u2019re gonna have universal care.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Oh. So you\u2019ve just called to taunt me.<\/p>\n

CALLER: No, I haven\u2019t, Rush. I\u2019m not gonna taunt you. You are the master.<\/p>\n

RUSH: So Hillary\u2019s gonna fix this?<\/p>\n

CALLER: Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. I know that\u2019s not what you want to hear, it\u2019s gonna be in the museum, but she\u2019s gonna win and things are gonna go so far left we\u2019re not gonna be able to imagine.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Have you heard the latest about Bill and his mistress?<\/p>\n

CALLER: Bill who?<\/p>\n

RUSH: Clinton.<\/line><\/p>\n

CALLER: Oh, no.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Richard Johnson at Page Six in the New York Post<\/a> has quoted a passage and he\u2019s got an advance copy of the latest Ronald Kessler book. It\u2019s called “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,” due out August 5th, and Kessler has discovered that Bill Clinton has a mistress that shows up at the family estate in Chappaqua moments after Hillary leaves every time. Her name is the “Energizer.”<\/p>\n

CALLER: That proves it. That absolutely proves that straight white males rarely are monogamous. Rarely. Rarely in life are they monogamous.<\/p>\n

RUSH: You think that proves it? Clinton proves that straight white males are rarely monogamous?<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, think about Sandusky and all these they catch in the churches and all these sports teams. Yeah, it\u2019s a shame, but I\u2019m glad Hillary\u2019s finally gonna get control. I think up to November —<\/p>\n

RUSH: And I think you\u2019re gonna be — Lucky, you\u2019re gonna have to change your name. You\u2019re gonna have to change your name. It isn\u2019t gonna happen. I just don\u2019t see it in the cards. The only fix for Obamacare is not going universal. It\u2019s wiping it out and turning it over to actual experts in the field, and Hillary isn\u2019t one. (interruption) Yeah, well, her name hasn\u2019t been mentioned. She\u2019s just the “Energizer.” <\/p>\n

She\u2019s just apparently go go go go go. I mean, there\u2019s no stopping this babe. She shows up in low-cut tank tops and she bends over for the Secret Service agents so they can get a clear view. The Secret Service detail for Hillary doesn\u2019t like Hillary \u2019cause she\u2019s mean to \u2019em. That detail always tells Bill\u2019s detail when she\u2019s on her way back so the “Energizer” can get out of there in time. It\u2019s all coming up. It\u2019s the next Clinton book. August the 5th, the Energizer.<\/p>\n

BREAK TRANSCRIPT<\/p>\n

RUSH: It\u2019s a good question. Why wouldn\u2019t Bill just buy the “Energizer” a town house where he could go visit her, instead of having her to the family hearth in Chappaqua? It\u2019s what Nelson Rockefeller did. Nelson Rockefeller bought his mistress a town house, and, I mean, Nelson Rockefeller, you can sink a putt the way he died. Dead in the hole.<\/p>\n

BREAK TRANSCRIPT<\/p>\n

RUSH: I was not making this up. “Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often when Hillary Clinton isn\u00c2\u2019t home in Chappaqua that the former president\u2019s Secret Service detail have given her an unofficial code name: Energizer. This is according to Ronald Kessler in ‘The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,\u2019 due Aug. 5…<\/line><\/p>\n

“Kessler is no stranger to the controversies surrounding the Secret Service. He broke the story that Secret Service agents protecting President Obama in Cartagena, Colombia, hired prostitutes,” got drunk, “and put the president in jeopardy.” Richard Johnson here reports he\u2019s seen portions of the book which “says none of the normal protocols is followed when Energizer arrives in her SUV, sometimes just minutes after Hillary has left…<\/p>\n

“Kessler quotes a supervisor informing a new agent: ‘You don\u2019t stop her, you don\u00c2\u2019t approach her, you just let her go in.\u2019 Energizer, who is described as charming and friendly, sometimes brought cookies to the agent… One told Kessler: ‘It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full …<\/p>\n

“‘There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.\u2019 Kessler also reports that Hillary\u00c2\u2019s Secret Service detail informs Bill\u2019s Secret Service detail when the former first lady is coming home, so Bill has time to get Energizer off the property and clean up any evidence.” The story is that Hillary “is so nasty to agents and hostile to law enforcement officers and military officers in general,” that her detail helps Bill\u2019s detail with advance warnings of when Hillary is on the way home. <\/p>\n

Now, the only thing I question about this is I have been reading recently that Clinton has a bachelor pad. This is in the Ed Klein book, that Clinton\u2019s got a bachelor pad, a penthouse at the Library and Massage Parlor in Little Rock. But I guess Energizer doesn\u2019t live in Little Rock and I guess he doesn\u2019t travel with Energizer. Energizer is, I guess, one of the Westchester babes, and the Library and Massage Parlor penthouse is for the Arkansas women. <\/p>\n

Or whoever ends up there.<\/p>\n

In fact, in fact, grab audio sound bite number three. We have sound bites about this, in fact. On Fox & Friends today, Elisabeth Hasselbeck spoke with another author, Daniel Halper, about his new book Clinton, Inc. She said, “Some shocking information here backed by a lot of quotes and accounts. Do you think that Bill Clinton really would not want Hillary to win in 2016 if she were to run?”<\/p>\n