{"id":7058,"date":"2015-02-18T17:20:20","date_gmt":"2015-02-18T17:20:20","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2015-02-18T17:20:20","modified_gmt":"2015-02-18T17:20:20","slug":"the_obama_isis_jobs_summit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2015\/02\/18\/the_obama_isis_jobs_summit\/","title":{"rendered":"The Obama ISIS Jobs Summit"},"content":{"rendered":"

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RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, the jobs summit<\/a>. I was thinking the White House needs a job summit to follow through on Marie Harf<\/a>. Yeah, the ISIS job summit. I mean, what a great foreign policy breakthrough that could be. Here you have your number two spokesbabe at the State Department out there saying there\u2019s no way we can beat \u2019em. We can\u2019t kill \u2019em all. We can\u2019t kill enough of \u2019em to win. They\u2019re just gonna be popping up all over the place. What we need to do is find \u2019em gigs. We need to find \u2019em jobs. <\/p>\n

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Never mind the fact that there are 92 and a half million Americans that can\u2019t find work. Never mind this Regime hasn\u2019t the slightest idea how to find or build domestic employment, here comes Marie Harf. And I was thinking, maybe there are a lot of people they could help. First thing to do is a White House jobs summit. They\u2019re doing this three day shindig and they\u2019re calling it Countering Violent Extremism summit. Why not just turn it into another jobs summit<\/a>? <\/p>\n

I mean, Marie Harf and Obama think getting ISIS people jobs is the best way to counter extremism. Maybe, in addition to doing that, you could bring in the Chamber of Commerce. Maybe bring in the Chamber of Commerce as a weapon of mass destruction against ISIS. I mean, the Chamber of Commerce, vast networking and fundraising ability to recruit all sorts of franchisable businesses. You could have the Chamber working with the State Department to teach ISIS how to set up Starbucks, McDonald\u2019s, Subway, Chick-fil-A, Uber, Domino\u2019s, AutoZone, even Walmart could be all funded, and look what we could do.<\/p>\n

We could establish American economic beachheads right in the middle of the ISIS encampments using Obama\u2019s White House jobs summit and the Chamber of Commerce to help get it done, all based on Marie Harf\u2019s contention that all we need to do to defeat ISIS is get them jobs. And then after they get the jobs, after they have their own Starbucks and their own McDonald\u2019s and Subway and Chick-fil-A, we\u2019d have to overcome the dietary incompatibilities, but Obama and the Chamber can help with this. Maybe bring some Republican political consultants in who are experts at working with the Chamber and iron out some of these differences. <\/p>\n

With all the jobs that would be created with the Chamber and with the White House ISIS jobs summit, I am sure, I am confident that the zeal, the religious zeal ISIS has to kill Christians and Jews will be quenched. With all those jobs, that\u2019s what Marie Harf is saying, they won\u2019t have any desire anymore to go kill people because they will have jobs. They will have their own robust economy. And then Obama can claim he did more to spread America into the Middle East, American values, than Bush did. Can you see ISIS run McDonald\u2019s? <\/p>\n

I know I\u2019m gonna get e-mails. “Rush, how can you joke about this?” I\u2019m just following the lead. None of this is my idea. It\u2019s a natural logical progression. If you\u2019re gonna have the number two in the State Department literally double down on this claim. She says on television Monday night: We can\u2019t kill them. We can\u2019t beat them. That\u2019s old-fashioned thinking. There\u2019s no war in the traditional sense that\u2019s gonna beat ISIS. We need to get \u2019em jobs. <\/p>\n

Okay. Well, I\u2019m here to help. How we gonna do that? Then people say, “You know, Marie, that\u2019s really asinine. That is really, really ignorant. It\u2019s embarrassing that anybody in the administration has that idea.” <\/line><\/p>\n

She then doubles down on it. (imitating Harf) “Well, you didn\u2019t get my nuance. You didn\u2019t understand exactly how detailed and brilliant my proposal was.” <\/p>\n

Okay. Well, I\u2019m just trying to understand it here. So let\u2019s follow it up. If we\u2019re gonna get ISIS jobs, how we gonna do it? What kind of jobs? What kind of jobs are there in the Middle East? There aren\u2019t any. We\u2019re gonna need the help of the Chamber. Don\u2019t get on my case, folks. What I do here is illustrate absurdity by being absurd, and this is absurd. I know some of you might think this is insensitive, but don\u2019t blame me for it, because this is just the natural progression of thinking if you want to accept what Marie Harf and this Regime believe. And, by the way, it\u2019s not just the Regime. Richard Stengel, guy that used to run TIME Magazine, he\u2019s joined Marie Harf in this. The only reason that ISIS has membership is because they can\u2019t find jobs. <\/p>\n

Okay, fine. We need to find them jobs. How do we do that? They have to be entry-level. Look, we could even implement the minimum wage argument. What better way to corrupt ISIS than to export American liberalism into it? That was once my idea with the ChiComs. You know, can you imagine the ChiComs having to deal with militant feminism? Can you imagine the ChiComs having to deal with militant environmentalist wackos? So let\u2019s export liberalism to these places and corrupt them just like they\u2019ve been corrupted here. This is just the natural extension. You can tell me I\u2019m being insensitive and so forth but I\u2019m just doing comedy<\/a>, folks, as news. I mean, don\u2019t complain.<\/p>\n

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RUSH: Jobs summit for ISIS makes perfect sense to me. ISIS seems to be well prepared with all kinds of shovel-ready jobs, wouldn\u2019t you think? The Barack Obama administration started out in 2008: We needed to have a stimulus to the economy. Nearly a trillion dollars. Why? Well, because shovel-ready jobs, we had all kinds of things that we had to rebuild out there. Marie Harf, State Department, Monday, need to get ISIS jobs. Can\u2019t kill them. They keep popping up. We cannot win this war in a traditional sense by killing the enemy. We gotta get to the root cause, and that means poverty and unemployment. We need to find them jobs. I\u2019m trying to help. <\/p>\n

Chamber of Commerce can come in, teach \u2019em about franchising, could even become Republican donors if you do this right. Make \u2019em part of the Republican donor class, get the Chamber of Commerce involved. And of course you could argue that killing off ISIS, I mean, one of two ways. Killing off ISIS would be a great work project in itself, shovel-ready jobs, or ISIS obviously has a lot of shovel-ready jobs. I realize this may be insensitive to some of you, but remember, this is just fake news. Or, no. This is real news delivered with comedy. Except when conservatives do it, it\u2019s not permitted. It\u2019s considered insensitive. When liberals do it, it wins awards and kudos. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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