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RUSH: You know, I love it on days when people tell me, “Man, Rush, there is no news out there.” Because inevitably, not inevitably, invariably when people tell me that, I\u2019m loaded with stuff. I\u2019ve had so many people complain, “Rush, I don\u2019t know what you\u2019re gonna talk about. There\u2019s nothing new out there.” There\u2019s all kinds of stuff out there today. And we\u2019re looking forward to heading down the path and getting started, and again, the telephone number is 800-282-2882, and the e-mail address, ElRushbo@eibnet.com<\/a>. <\/p>\n

One thing we have, we put together a parody tune. Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton to “I Got You Babe.” White comedian Paul Shanklin<\/a>. See what you think of this. <\/p>\n

(playing of song) <\/p>\n

That\u2019s white comedian Paul Shanklin, the vocal portrayal, Hillary Clinton, Brian Williams, here on the Rush Limbaugh and the EIB Network. <\/line><\/p>\n

Joe Biden — (laughing) — you know, I\u2019ll tell you, folks, it\u2019s just Joe. To watch this guy and to watch the reaction that people have to Joe Biden is its own reward. And I was thinking, the best Joe Biden pickup lines, can you imagine what they are? You see him, and he\u2019s nuzzling that woman, the wife of whoever it was, yeah, Ashton Carter, not to be confused with Ashton Kutcher, not to be confused with Demi Moore. <\/p>\n

Joe was getting as close as he could, and you see him nuzzling that woman, and you wonder, what in the world is he saying? How about, “I put the STD in stud. All I need is you.” (laughing) How about, “You know what? You are much more attractive in person than through my telescope.” And how about, “You know, I want to be reincarnated as your son so I can breast-feed from you.” I can\u2019t take credit for that, that\u2019s a takeoff on the old Dolly Parton joke. “I had a nightmare last night and it was that I was your son and you didn\u2019t breast-feed me.” It\u2019s an old joke. I mean, that goes way, way, way back. <\/p>\n

Maybe Biden could have been whispering into her ear and saying, “Hey, does my handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?” (laughing) You know the guy\u2019s got his lines. You know he\u2019s saying something and if we knew what it was we\u2019d be laughing ourselves silly. You know it\u2019s, “Stand up, Chuck, let \u2019em see you, Chuck, come on, man, oh, Chuck\u2019s in a wheelchair. You can\u2019t stand up, oh, God bless it, oh, let\u2019s all stand up.” The guy is a walking joke, and the idea that he\u2019s ever gonna become president is preposterous. <\/p>\n

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RUSH: Call it fake news, call it real news with comedy, call it whatever you want. If it happens on Comedy Central, it\u2019s a laugh riot. If it happens here, it\u2019s insensitive. <\/p>\n

BREAK TRANSCRIPT<\/p>\n

RUSH: I wonder if Joe Biden, he\u2019s talking to Mrs. Carter, said, “Hey, wanna be my butt buddy?” (laughing) Well, he said he had a friend that was a butt buddy. Don\u2019t get mad at me. I\u2019m just taking what\u2019s in the news and making comedy out of it. (interruption) Did I hear what he said?<\/p>\n

Yeah, we\u2019ve got what he said about the Somalis, and there aren\u2019t any where he\u2019s talking about the Somalis. There aren\u2019t any Somali cabdrivers in Delaware. He got \u2019em confused with all of the Indians that work at 7-Eleven. “Somalis, Indians, what\u2019s the difference? They\u2019re all good people and potential Democrat voters.” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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