{"id":4580,"date":"2015-12-22T19:59:09","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T19:59:09","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2015-12-22T19:59:09","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T19:59:09","slug":"the_schlonged_chronicles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2015\/12\/22\/the_schlonged_chronicles\/","title":{"rendered":"The Schlonged Chronicles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/\/videos\/37\/69297\" target=\"_blank\"><img class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/live-rush-limbaugh.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/listentoit.jpg\" alt=\"Listen to it Button\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>RUSH: Let\u2019s go to the audio sound bites.  Last night in Grand Rapids, Michigan, a campaign event, Trump, speaking about Hillary\u2019s late return to the debate stage from a bathroom break Saturday night.<\/p>\n<p>TRUMP:  I\u2019m watching the debate, and she disappeared.  Where did she go?  Where did she go?  I thought she quit.  I thought she gave up.  Where did she go? Where did Hillary go?  They had to start the debate without her, phase two.  I know where she went.  It\u2019s disgusting.  I don\u2019t want to talk about it.  No, it\u2019s too disgusting.  Don\u2019t say it.  It\u2019s disgusting.  Let\u2019s not talk about it.  We want to be very, very straight up, okay?<\/p>\n<p><img id=\"eZObject_115660\" class=\"aligncenter\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/live-rush-limbaugh.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/Trump-Schlonged-B.jpg\"\/><BR\/>RUSH:  I mean, folks, that\u2019s &#8212; I mean, just from a &#8212; well, I don\u2019t care, political or performance standpoint, I mean, if Trump were a leftist, they would call what just happened there genius, instinctive genius.  This is the kind of thing you can\u2019t be taught. There\u2019s nobody that can teach you to go out and give a speech this way or to make an appearance.  You either have that ability to empathize and connect with your audience or you don\u2019t.  (imitating Trump) &#8220;She quit, it\u2019s disgusting, I don\u2019t want to talk about it, it\u2019s too disgusting, I don\u2019t want to say it.&#8221; <\/line><\/p>\n<p>What she doing back there? <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, it\u2019s too disgusting.  Yeah, you know, it\u2019s too disgusting.  We can\u2019t talk about it.  No, no, no, I want to be very straight, let\u2019s not talk about it, it\u2019s too disgusting, we don\u2019t want &#8211;&#8221;  And all of a sudden Trump is saying what everybody in the audience, two things, wants to say themselves and is thinking, and then furthermore hoping that it\u2019s actually true, that she was doing something disgusting and that somehow, someday, somewhere, it will be revealed.  He wasn\u2019t through, folks.  He\u2019s in hot water because of this.<\/p>\n<p>TRUMP:  Hillary, that\u2019s not a president.  She\u2019s not taking us to the &#8212;  Everything that\u2019s been involved in Hillary has been lawsuits.  You take a look.  Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama.  I don\u2019t know who\u2019d be worse.  I don\u2019t know.  How does it get worse?  But she was gonna beat, she was favored to win, and she got schlonged.  She lost.  I mean, she lost.  But I watched her the other night.  It was hard.  It was really hard.  &#8216;Cause there were a lot of other things on better, including reading books and reading financial papers, which I actually enjoy reading.<\/p>\n<p>RUSH:  Right, but I had to watch, I had to watch.  She got schlonged out there.  Well, the media has begun a linguistic investigation trying to understand what in the hell he\u2019s talking about.  Because in their world, you know what schlonged is in their world.  What do you think it is, in their world?  (interruption)  Well, okay, maybe, you might you might say that.  Schlong is a slang term for the male member.  That ought protect you parents from your king kids, I mean, I\u2019m not giving anything away.  The schlong is a is a term.  So if Hillary\u2019s out there getting schlonged, let your mind wander. <\/p>\n<p><img id=\"eZObject_115676\" class=\"alignright\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/live-rush-limbaugh.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/HillaryObama_large.jpg\"\/><BR\/>Well, see, in the Drive-Bys\u2019 world Trump has just said something despicable, it\u2019s unspeakable, it\u2019s profane what he suggested happened to Hillary.  She got schlonged out there.  I mean, there\u2019s all kinds of things encompassed in it, disrespected, it\u2019s the kind of thing that might offend the lesbian voters out there, any number of things about this.  So they\u2019re desperately trying to find out what Trump means, and they\u2019ve concluded, for example, the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/morning-mix\/wp\/2015\/12\/22\/donald-trumps-schlonged-a-linguistic-investigation\/\">Washington Post<\/a>, that Trump misused a Jewish slang word, and he goofed it up because he\u2019s too goyim.  He was trying to use a Yiddish term and he goofed it up, and so he actually should be embarrassed by this. <\/line><\/p>\n<p>The Yiddish term that they think Trump was trying to use, the definition of it is defeat.  She got schlonged, she got beat, defeated.  And of course the word is nothing close to that.  And Trump would know it anyway.  They know what it is.  It\u2019s such a great insult, they\u2019re trying to deflect it, make it look like Trump misused and doesn\u2019t know what he\u2019s talking about instead of lauding what a great insult it was, because it was.<\/p>\n<p>BREAK TRANSCRIPT<\/p>\n<p>RUSH:  Okay.  I\u2019m just gonna tell you, I\u2019m just gonna say it flat-out what he meant.  I\u2019m just gonna tell you, I\u2019m gonna tell you exactly what Trump meant.  No more beating around the bush.  It\u2019s not complicated.  Trump was saying Hillary got shafted by Obama.  It\u2019s no more complicated that.  She got schlonged, she got shafted.  Don\u2019t wait for the media to explain it to you.  They\u2019re so far up the reservation on this.  They\u2019re looking for dirt where there isn\u2019t any dirt.  They\u2019re looking for something to discredit.  He just said she got shafted by Obama.  It happens to be true.  It\u2019s more newsworthy than simply saying she got beat.  She got schlonged.  She got shafted.  Makes perfect sense to those of us who know.  <\/p>\n<p>BREAK TRASNCRIPT<\/p>\n<p>RUSH:  No, I never did, I never imagined 27 years ago, 30 years, I never, ever imagined I\u2019d be discussing schlonged on the radio, especially during Christmas week, but, I mean, it\u2019s an indication of where our culture has gone.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RUSH: Let\u2019s go to the audio sound bites. Last night in Grand Rapids, Michigan, a campaign event, Trump, speaking about Hillary\u2019s late return to the debate stage from a bathroom break Saturday night. TRUMP: I\u2019m watching the debate, and she disappeared. Where did she go? Where did she go? I thought she quit. 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