{"id":380801,"date":"2021-02-01T16:13:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-01T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/?p=380801"},"modified":"2021-02-01T17:08:49","modified_gmt":"2021-02-01T22:08:49","slug":"chicoms-assure-citizens-you-wont-waddle-like-penguins-after-covid-swab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2021\/02\/01\/chicoms-assure-citizens-you-wont-waddle-like-penguins-after-covid-swab\/","title":{"rendered":"ChiComs to Citizens: You Won\u2019t Waddle Like Penguins After COVID Swab"},"content":{"rendered":"

RUSH: Remember the story…? I guess it was on Friday that we shared with you the new COVID-19 testing technique that had been employed by the ChiComs, and the ChiCom technique involves anal swabbing<\/a>. Now, very many people are very upset over the nasal swab \u2019cause it goes way, way up there in the nasal cavity. I\u2019ve had a bunch of those, and it\u2019s not pleasant.<\/p>\n

\"\"It doesn\u2019t last long. You just have to close your eyes and it\u2019s just a couple of seconds and that\u2019s it — five seconds at most, unless they\u2019re toying with you. You gotta make sure you\u2019ve got an examiner who doesn\u2019t hate you. I always have to keep a sharp eye for those kinds of things. You get an examiner who keeps that swab up there for 20 seconds, that could be bad.<\/p>\n

It hasn\u2019t happened, but I have to be vigilant on things like that. Most of them love me. But you never know; there\u2019s gonna be the oddball case. Imagine you are a citizen of China and you\u2019re told, “Hey, there\u2019s a new way here of testing for COVID-19, and it involves anal swabbing. So many of you are complaining about the nasal that we thought you\u2019d prefer the anus.”<\/p>\n

\"\"Well, there\u2019s an update on story, and it\u2019s from the U.K. Daily Mail.<\/a> Let me just read it to you: “Chinese authorities have labelled a viral video ‘fake\u2019 after it purportedly showed [Chinese citizens] walking ‘like penguins\u2019 following an anal swab to test for” COVID-19. ChiCom officials assured ChiCom “citizens that they would not waddle like [penguins] after undergoing the medical procedure, which is being used in [China] to screen COVID-19 cases.<\/p>\n

“No official explanation was given as to why people were filmed walking in the awkward manner.” But they\u2019re the Chinese. Just like the American left, they can lie however they want, and there\u2019s nobody to call \u2019em on it. So if the ChiCom government says, “You don\u2019t know what you\u2019re seeing. You are not seeing what you\u2019re seeing. You\u2019re not seeing people waddle around like penguins,” it isn\u2019t gonna happen.<\/p>\n

“China\u2019s quarantine centers have started to use anal swabs to test ‘key people\u2019…” Oh, so that\u2019s how they\u2019re doing it. They\u2019re telling people getting the anal swab that they\u2019re important, rather than a bunch of stooges. For crying out loud, that\u2019s how they\u2019re doing it. I wondered how in the world…? I mean, if you had the choice, what would you do?<\/p>\n

Would you choose the rectum, or would you choose the nasal cavity? (interruption) Yeah, you\u2019d go nasal every time. Not because you might think you might walk like a penguin but just because, what the hell? That\u2019s not supposed to happen. You don\u2019t believe this. If you\u2019re a ChiCom citizen, though, you never know.<\/p>\n

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So they\u2019ve told people getting the anal swab that they are important, that they are key to the country\u2019s future. “Some experts believe that the method is” here we go “much more accurate than a nasal or throat swab and can raise the chances of detection.” Well, so not only are you gonna get this if you are important, but it\u2019s a better test to boot. So there you have it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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