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RUSH: If you are still listening after I count down from five, and you are offended, the problem is all yours, because you have been warned, and yet you are still listening. So if you complain to the local station, the local program director — if you call the FCC or what have you — you will be met with no sensitivity whatsoever because you have been warned. So if you hang around here and are offended it\u2019s your problem. It\u2019s from the UK Daily Mail. ‘A virus spread…\u2019 and this relates to Clinton, of course. <\/p>\n

‘A virus spread during [a Lewinsky] is now the main cause of throat cancer in people under 50,\u2019 not tobacco. ‘They say the human papilloma virus spread during unprotected [Lewinskys] is to blame for a disturbing rise in potentially deadly oral cancers in the last few decades. Doctors have called for boys to be vaccinated against HPV just like teenage girls to stop the spread of the disease\u2019 that is spread during Lewinskys. It\u2019s HPV. Have you ever heard of this, Snerdley? ‘The Human Papilloma Virus is now thought to be the main cause of throat cancer in people under 50,\u2019 not tobacco. Now, if you\u2019re still listening and your kids are out there asking (child voice), ‘Mommy! Mommy! Mommy, what\u2019s a Lewinsky?\u2019 that\u2019s your problem. <\/p>\n

I\u2019ll leave that up to you, moms and dads, to explain to your youngsters, ‘What is a Lewinsky?\u2019 I\u2019m just trying to keep the program aboveboard. (interruption) Yes, Mr. Snerdley? You have a look of… (interruption) Boys hardest hit. Boys hardest… I actually have a couple stories in the stack here about some economic thing going on: Women and minorities hardest hit. You know, these people in the media understand. They know the cliches that attach themselves to their work, and yet they still use them! You know, Bill Clinton, he\u2019s inspired a lot more deaths than any talk show host has. I mean, stop and think about this, now: A virus spread by unprotected Lewinskys. Who popularized them? Who popularized the Lewinsky? <\/p>\n

Who made it…? (Clinton impression) ‘Heh, heh, heh. You know, Limbaugh, let me tell you something — and you know this \u2019cause I said at the time and everybody agreed. It all depends on how you define ‘sex.\u2019 And I — I — I told people, anybody that would listen. I told Ken Starr. What a pervert, Ken Starr. You ever seen a more perverted guy on that, tracing around me on this stuff? But I told you there\u2019s no sex with a Lewinsky. Everybody knows that. You gotta have a couple things happen for there to be sex, and that doesn\u2019t happen.\u2019 So everything\u2019s cool with Lewinskys. I mean, there was less of a stigma attached to \u2019em so apparently there\u2019s more and more of them going on out there and now we find out that they\u2019re leading cause of throat cancer, not tobacco. (interruption) Poor Dawn\u2019s in there just shaking her head. (laughing).<\/p>\n

My brother, David, is here in town, and, let\u2019s see, four of my five nephews and nieces are here and he\u2019s wondering: Why did I bring them by today? (laughing) They are digging it. They\u2019re in there loving it. David, you don\u2019t have to write a column today, right? You don\u2019t have to write a column because it\u2019s Presidents Day. See? You didn\u2019t need an excuse from the doctor, you didn\u2019t need a fake doctor\u2019s note not to have to work today. Here we\u2019re, ladies and gentlemen. That\u2019s the point: On these Monday holidays, only the important and relevant really matter — and we\u2019ve got some audio coming up. You\u2019ve probably heard by now: There are doctors in Madison handing out phony sick notes to these protesting teachers. How great it\u2019s gonna be to be a student in Wisconsin from now on. I mean, you can skip as much school as you want and bring in a phony doctor\u2019s excuse and who\u2019s gonna punish you? You bring in a fake doctor\u2019s note<\/a>, the teacher can\u2019t do anything to you \u2019cause she used one herself, or he. <\/p>\n

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RUSH: Okay, a couple e-mails. I checked them during the break. People think I\u2019m making this up just for the fun of it. I am not. The truth is in the UK Daily Mail, and the headline — look, you all know what I mean by ‘Lewinsky,\u2019 right? Everybody knows what I mean. ‘[Lewinskys] Are a ‘Bigger Cause of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco\u2019.\u2019 That\u2019s scientific evidence now. There is scientific evidence, it\u2019s a virus, it\u2019s called the human papilloma virus, or papilloma, two L\u2019s in there, now thought to be the main cause of throat cancer in people under 50. Not tobacco. Lewinskys. Somebody said, ‘What is a protected Lewinsky?\u2019 I don\u2019t want to go there, but there is such a thing. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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