{"id":37288,"date":"2011-01-07T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T00:10:08","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2021-03-04T10:41:48","modified_gmt":"2021-03-04T15:41:48","slug":"a_funny_story_about_the_dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2011\/01\/07\/a_funny_story_about_the_dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"A Funny Story About the Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<section><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright wp-image-344541\" src=\"https:\/\/live-rush-limbaugh.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/9.RushDogs.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/9.RushDogs.jpeg 960w, https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/9.RushDogs-253x300.jpeg 253w, https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/9.RushDogs-862x1024.jpeg 862w, https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/9.RushDogs-768x912.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/9.RushDogs-480x570.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>RUSH: Somebody in the break asked me how the dogs are. They said, &#8216;Look, you\u2019ve done golf and you\u2019ve done football. You better do the trifecta and totally tick off the issues-only crowd by talking about the dogs.\u2019 All right, funny story about the dogs. Over vacation, the dogs were at their school. Kathryn\u2019s still away with her family. She stayed on vacation and I got the dogs. So I had the dogs with me and Kathryn wanted to see and talk to the dogs. So I got my iPhone out and it\u2019s got FaceTime. You can make video phone calls. The phone has two cameras. So I put on the camera that featured the dogs &#8212; I\u2019m looking at it dogs, that camera &#8212; and I turned the phone around to Kathryn so the dogs could hear her voice. I showed her to the dogs on the phone. I know the dogs can\u2019t actually see an image on the phone but they can hear her voice, and they were going nuts!You know, Kathryn said, &#8216;Hi, Abbey! Hi, Wellesley!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Woof! Woof!\u2019 and they\u2019re running around going nuts and going crazy. It\u2019s the funniest thing. I wish I had a way to videotape that. I\u2019m trying to figure out a way to do. I\u2019d videotape it and put it up on Facebook.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RUSH: Somebody in the break asked me how the dogs are. They said, &#8216;Look, you\u2019ve done golf and you\u2019ve done football. You better do the trifecta and totally tick off the issues-only crowd by talking about the dogs.\u2019 All right, funny story about the dogs. Over vacation, the dogs were at their school. 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