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RUSH: State-run MSNBC at the top of the hour focused a lot on Newt Gingrich retracting the word ‘racist\u2019 to describe Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor as too extreme. The Drive-Bys all happy that Mr. Newt is retracting. I\u2019m not retracting. The truth doesn\u2019t need to be retracted and we don\u2019t retract the truth here, but they\u2019re all excited about it, ‘It\u2019s too extreme, it\u2019s too extreme, ‘racist,\u2019 it\u2019s too extreme.\u2019 It wasn\u2019t to extreme when it was applied to Robert Bork. It wasn\u2019t too extreme when it was applied to Miguel Estrada, Janice Rogers Brown. ‘Racist. That\u2019s too extreme. We can\u2019t have that kind of talk.\u2019 But we can have, in a storied Senate hearing chamber, before the nation, we can have discussions of a pubic hair on a Coke can, but we can\u2019t use the word ‘racist\u2019 when it actually applies.<\/p>\n

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RUSH: Ed in Milford, Connecticut. Great to have you with us, sir. You\u2019re up first today on the EIB Network. Hi.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Hey, Rush. I\u2019m calling you from my family business. Our family has been doing landscaping work for 30 years here in Fairfield County. If I had an employee or myself, even, got what we were doing wrong 60% of the time, I wouldn\u2019t be here. The employee wouldn\u2019t be here. Nobody would be in this office who got something wrong 60% of the time. So I ask you a question: What senator or congressman in their right mind would vote for Sonia Sotomayor if her record is that bad?<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, see, the ideology here is what matters when it comes to the liberal judges. Her record is not really relevant. The reason Obama has appointed her is that she is a mirror image of him. She is a radical. She will find ways to rewrite the Constitution and rewrite law using \u2019empathy.\u2019 That\u2019s what he wants. The Constitution is a constraint on Obama. Now, your question\u2019s valid. You know, what senator or congressman in their right mind would elect or vote for Sonia Sotomayor if her record is that bad? It\u2019s not about her record. It\u2019s what they hope she will do.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, by her —<\/p>\n

RUSH: It\u2019s what they\u2019re very confident she will do as a justice to the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n

CALLER: And I have another question.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well?<\/p>\n

CALLER: I think it was Mr. Newt that said that he was more interested in what she said and not her record? Is that right?<\/p>\n

RUSH: What she said, not… He was more interested in what… No. Well, the two are related. In his retraction, he wants to look at her words. He wants to look at her rulings and at her words. That\u2019s why I say he really didn\u2019t really retract this. He retracted the use of the word ‘racist,\u2019 but he hasn\u2019t changed his mind about her being one.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, all I care about is actions. I don\u2019t care what people necessarily say around my office. I care about what they do, and to tell you the truth, I just can\u2019t believe anyone would vote for this woman. If it\u2019s true that 60% of her submissions are overruled, then I think you gotta be insane to put this woman in.<\/p>\n

RUSH: No, no, no. You don\u2019t understand the left. I mean this is… See, the Supreme Court can\u2019t be reversed. The Supreme Court, they can only reverse themselves. Later courts taking different case. So trust me with this. She\u2019s been appointed for a reason. She shares the radical views of the US Constitution that Obama shares, and her own words illustrate this. I don\u2019t have to make up or try to convince anybody who she is. We can use her own words. She says, ‘We make policy as judges.\u2019 No, you don\u2019t. You interpret the law, the constitutionality of law or laws. You don\u2019t make policy. She makes policy. That\u2019s what Obama wants. She thinks, she said, a Latina will come to a wiser decision than a white guy because of her ‘rich experience.\u2019 Put those words in the mouth of a white guy, anybody. Say, ‘I\u2019m much smarter than a Latina woman! Latina women, they haven\u2019t lived my life. She can\u2019t hold a candle to me,\u2019 and see how long he lasts. This is what they want. There will be more like her appointed by Obama.<\/p>\n

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RUSH: To the audio sound bites! Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington, was on state-run MSNBC just a short while ago.<\/p>\n

MITCHELL: This just in from Rush Limbaugh on his show today. He suggested that he might support Judge Sotomayor. Let me read this to you. ‘She would be the sixth Catholic on the Supreme Court,\u2019 he said. ‘There are a lot of people worried about that. That does not bother me at all. I know a lot of Catholics. I love Catholics. But Sotomayor, she\u2019s a Catholic. She doesn\u2019t have a clear record on abortion. Overturning Roe v. Wade, whoa, it would be huge. I don\u2019t know if it would ever happen, but the opportunity to get someone like her, I could see a possibility of supporting this nomination if I could be convinced she does have a sensibility toward life — in a legal sense, of course, in a real sense.\u2019 So, eh, I think people are beginning to stand down a little bit. Maybe they thought that they went overboard.<\/p>\n

RUSH: So Andrea Mitchell, MSNBC, is accusing me of ‘standing down\u2019 here. I\u2019m not standing down. I\u2019m pointing out something I think I might have learned. I\u2019m not yet certain. <\/p>\n

Okay. How about this, folks. You tell me if this is an accident. ‘The federal government mistakenly made public a 266-page report, its pages marked ‘highly confidential,\u2019 that gives detailed information about hundreds of the nation\u2019s civilian nuclear sites and programs, including maps showing the precise locations of stockpiles of fuel for nuclear weapons.\u2019 This is unbelievable. This is an accident? This is a mistake? And these are the people who are soon to be in charge of our health care, and they ‘mistakenly\u2019 put nuclear information like this on the Internet? ‘The publication of the document was revealed Monday in an online newsletter devoted to issues of federal secrecy. … On Tuesday evening, after inquiries from [the state-run media], the document was withdrawn from a Government Printing Office Web site.\u2019 A mistake? Wow. <\/p>\n

(laughing) I\u2019ll tell you… (interruption) What do you mean ‘talking about eating my words\u2019? (interruption) You are kidding me. Let me clue you in, folks. We just played for you, Andrea Mitchell reading my comments on Sotomayor and my potential support if she\u2019s documented to be pro-life. Now they just played the audio sound bite of my saying that (the video, the Dittocam video) and then she said, ‘Talk about eating your words,\u2019 as though I have pulled a big 180 and retracted here. (laughing) Andrea… Sorry. Andrea, you\u2019re not watching. Producers for Andrea Mitchell, you need to tell her. <\/p>\n

I have not retracted my charge that she\u2019s a racist and a bigot. I have not ‘eaten my words.\u2019 You\u2019re missing the fundamental part of the story. Gosh, this is a pro-life racist, and I\u2019m saying, ‘If she\u2019s a pro-life racist I may have to change my view.\u2019 What is so hard to understand? You know, the state-run media is unbelievable! They hear what they want to hear. As though it matters that I might support Sotomayor. As though it matters. Well, maybe it does. Wait \u2019til you hear this next series of sound bites. Yeah, whoever is producing for Andrea Mitchell, MSNBC, you tell her what I just said. She might be a pro-life racist. She is a racist, and she would bring racism and bigotry to the court. I have not withdrawn anything. <\/p>\n

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RUSH: This racial business, she has a fixation on being Latina, Hispanic. It\u2019s been counted. Her speech on diversity at Berkeley that has this quote that everybody focused on, that was printed by La Raza, specifically she mentions ‘Latina\u2019 39 times in that speech, ‘Hispanic\u2019 six times, and ‘Puerto Rican\u2019 six times. Her Wikipedia entry mentions ‘Latino\u2019 30 times, ‘Hispanic\u2019 17 times, and ‘Puerto Rican\u2019 24 times. Now, I\u2019ve been on the radio for 20-plus years. Quick, Brian, you\u2019ve been here for about ten of them. How many times in ten years have I referred to myself as white? I don\u2019t remember one time referring to myself as white. I have called Paul Shanklin a white comedian. Yeah, because the Drive-Bys did. I have called myself an American. I am guilty of that. My heritage, Dutch and German, but I\u2019ve not said I\u2019m Dutch and German. She\u2019s fixated on it, folks. That\u2019s how she\u2019s been taught. <\/p>\n

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RUSH: I just don\u2019t want to you to repeat this. This is just between us, but rarely has something worked so well, so soon. This is amazing. We go to the audio sound bites, now. Shhhhh! Don\u2019t tell anybody else, but this is working like a charm. We go to state-run MSNBC, two sound bites.<\/p>\n

BREWER: First Newt Gingrich! Now Rush Limbaugh. Some conservatives starting to eat their words! They called Sonia Sotomayor a ‘racist,\u2019 and now it looks like perhaps warming to her nomination.<\/p>\n

RUSH ARCHIVE: I can see a possibility of supporting this nomination if I could be convinced that she does have a sensibility toward life in a legal sense, of course, in a real sense.<\/p>\n

RUSH: State-run MSNBC mere moments ago. Also mere moments ago, the same infobabe, Contessa Brewer, had a guest, Barbara Boxer, California, senator. Question: ‘Rush Limbaugh says he\u2019s not retracting his racist comment. That being said, is anything of a tangible substance that the Republicans can pin on Sonia Sotomayor to try to block this confirmation?\u2019<\/p>\n

BOXER: Well, I would hope they don\u2019t approach this nominee with the idea of blocking her. I would hope they would approach this nominee —<\/p>\n

RUSH: Wait a minute! Stop, stop. Hold it. Recue that. This is just unbelievable. Their entire philosophy is to block conservative Republican nominees regardless. What is…? Let me find it here. Well, let me play the sound bite in its entirety. So the first bite, Rush Limbaugh ‘eating his words.\u2019 Then they say, ‘No, not quite eating his words, and then they ask Barbara Boxer about me. I was a bulletin here.<\/p>\n

BOXER: Well, I would hope they don\u2019t approach this nominee with the idea of blocking her. I would hope they would approach this nominee in a way as a welcoming to the Senate. You know, let\u2019s hear from her. Let\u2019s hear what her story is. Let\u2019s look at her record, and hopefully they can join us and support her. She has more qualification than anyone who\u2019s been appointed to the bench in the last hundred years. <\/p>\n

RUSH: Did you hear that?<\/p>\n

BOXER: She has so many cases to go over. She\u2019s a mainstream jurist, an incredible life story — and as I say, I think to approach her from the standpoint of, ‘How can we stop her?\u2019 is a very sad way to approach a nominee.<\/p>\n

RUSH: ‘She has more qualification than anyone who\u2019s been appointed to the bench in the last 100 years\u2019? Barbara Boxer said that? ‘She has so many cases to go over. She\u2019s a mainstream jurist, incredible life story\u2019? We all have an incredible life story. Thomas Sowell. Let me find this. Where\u2019s my Sotomayor stack? Thomas Sowell today has an excellent point on this. He writes, ‘As the [state-run] media circles the wagons around Judge Soto…\u2019 Well, he didn\u2019t say ‘state-run.\u2019 He said ‘mainstream,\u2019 but I\u2019m editorializing because I can. ‘As the [state-run] media circles the wagons around Judge Sonia Sotomayor to protect her from the consequences of her own words and deeds, its main arguments are distractions from the issue at hand. A CNN reporter, for example, got all worked up because Rush Limbaugh had used the word ‘racist\u2019 to describe the judge\u2019s words. <\/p>\n

‘Since it has been repeated like a mantra that Judge Sotomayor\u2019s words have been ‘taken out of context,\u2019 let us look at Rush Limbaugh in context. The cold fact is that Rush Limbaugh has not been nominated to sit on the highest court in the land, with a lifetime appointment, to have the lives and liberties of 300 million Americans in his hands. Whatever you may think about his choice of words, those words and the ideas behind them do not change the law of the [United States]. The words and actions of Supreme Court justices do. Anyone who doesn\u2019t like what Rush Limbaugh says can simply turn off the radio or change the station,\u2019 even though nobody ever does. ‘But you cannot escape the consequences of Supreme Court decisions. Nor will your children or grandchildren.\u2019 Thomas Sowell. That\u2019s… I don\u2019t need to add anything to it, other than to say it is typically brilliant. <\/p>\n

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RUSH: Rick in Naperville, Illinois, great to have you with us, sir. Hello.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Hey, Rush, hundred percent favorable ratings and dittos from socialist-occupied Chicago.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Yeah, thank you, sir. Yes.<\/p>\n

CALLER: I\u2019m not among those, so don\u2019t count me in that. But I just wanted to say, qualifications first, but I believe we should only select people for our highest court who identify themselves as Americans, much as you have, without an additional ethnic modifier as to who they are. Now, Sotomayor was born in Brooklyn. I was born in Chicago. My parents were Sicilian. They came here poor, and if I started walking around calling myself, as a male, a Sicilio, what kind of a qualification would that be for anything? It wouldn\u2019t even get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks, I don\u2019t think, or Caribou, let alone nominated to the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, no, no, no, don\u2019t make me go there. You mean, if you walked into a place and said, ‘I\u2019m a Sicilian-American,\u2019 what would happen to you? No, I\u2019m not going to answer that. Look, even though I think this show is a dream and it\u2019s not really happening, I\u2019m not going to answer that question.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, your ethnicity as a qualification. Expecting a positive outcome as qualification of your ethnicity should automatically disqualify you. It\u2019s just as bad as picking someone —<\/p>\n

RUSH: She is obsessed with it, like I tell you in that speech in 2001 that she gave at Berkeley, her diversity speech which was printed by La Raza, she mentions ‘Latina\u2019 39 times, ‘Hispanic\u2019 six times, ‘Puerto Rican\u2019 six times. Her Wikipedia entry mentions ‘Latino\u2019 30 times, ‘Hispanic\u2019 17 times, ‘Puerto Rican\u2019 24 times. She\u2019s fixated on being Latino or Hispanic, she\u2019s fixated on it. I would not not support her just because she\u2019s Latina, no. Look, if this woman, as we suspect, is hiding and trying to mask pro-life sentiments, you\u2019ve got to consider her. That\u2019s all I\u2019m saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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