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RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to announce at this time the availability of our new Club Gitmo T-shirt. As you know, the government has thrown a curveball at my thriving merchandise business at Guantanamo Bay. And rather than whine and cry (sobbing) and fly my jet to Washington to ask for a bailout because of what they have done to my business, I, ladies and gentlemen, adapted. In fact, Snerdley, where is this prison here that they want to use? Is it Colorado? I can\u2019t remember. They want to close Guantanamo Bay and bring these reprobate terrorists to the continental United States, a supermax facility in Colorado. At any rate, he signed the executive order, the president did, to shut down Guantanamo Bay, he said ‘within a year.\u2019 <\/line><\/a>I\u2019ll believe it when I see it. And he signed an executive order to change the kind of interrogation techniques. So we\u2019ve added to the Club Gitmo product line at the EIB Store, and I\u2019m going to hold up for you the new shirt. It\u2019s still prison orange in color, but with a new logo and message. Can you see this on the Dittocam? Let me read this for you? It said: ‘Club Gitmo: When America was Safe.\u2019 We have added a swimming pool and a diving board. Now, you can\u2019t see this probably on the Dittocam but the logo, the swimming pool and the diving board, we actually have the word ‘water\u2019 to designate the pool, and we have the word ‘board\u2019 to designate the diving board: ‘Club Gitmo: When America was Safe. … Water Board.\u2019 You\u2019re looking at the back of the shirt, front of the shirt same logo, just a little smaller placed in the center. <\/line><\/p>\n

These are available for purchase now at the EIB Store at RushLimbaugh.com. I guarantee, you wear one of these around us to the wrong places, and you will cause interesting things to happen. (laughs) Snerdley ran into some guy. Snerdley, I didn\u2019t know you were going to the gym. Snerdley went to the gym yesterday, and he ran into some hoity-toity pointy-headed elitist Brit, and naturally they got to discussing politics, and the Brit was going on and on (Brit elitist impression), ‘Well, you know, it\u2019s so much more sophisticated now. They\u2019re closing that dreadful prison, dreadful prison that destroyed America\u2019s image throughout the world. Ah, ah, ah, there\u2019s such alack of sophistication (sniffing),\u2019 and Snerdley says, ‘You know, what happened to you people? You used to own the world, and now you\u2019re a bunch of sniveling little cowards! <\/p>\n

‘Your country is being overrun by the very people that want to wipe you out, and you\u2019re running around talking about sophistication,\u2019 and the Brit was silenced, right? The Brit didn\u2019t have any comebacks for you. I mean, he tried but he kept harping on the sophistication bit. These are just fascinating times. It all started because the Brit was so happy that Obama is in the White House. The Brit said (impression), ‘This sophistication, eh, eh, eh — sophisticated personage at the White House. We\u2019re so happy you chaps have seen the light and gotten rid of that Neanderthal Bush,\u2019 and on and on and on. Snerdley just couldn\u2019t take it. The guy was probably a little wimp, right? Little runt out there? He was a tall guy? Tall but wiry thin? All these sophisticates are. They don\u2019t eat. It\u2019s part of being sophisticated. They care about their jaw line as much as they do their waistline. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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