{"id":305488,"date":"2019-04-09T16:18:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-09T20:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/?p=305488"},"modified":"2019-04-10T16:29:01","modified_gmt":"2019-04-10T20:29:01","slug":"by-popular-demand-our-carville-starr-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2019\/04\/09\/by-popular-demand-our-carville-starr-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"By Popular Demand, Our Carville-Starr Parody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>RUSH: By popular demand, we mentioned earlier the Starr Report and how after it came out because it was detailed, lurid details of Clinton\u2019s sexual exploits &#8212; not just with Monica Lewinsky but with a whole bunch of women. And it was so lurid that the Democrats voted never again to release special counsel or independent counsel reports, that they had to first go to the attorney general, then to Congress and all that requirement, and that the grand jury stuff be redacted.<\/p>\n<p>Now they\u2019re throwing all that to the wind. Well, back during that era, during that period, before the Starr Report came out, the Democrats were out savaging Ken Starr. They perfected the strategy of attacking the investigator, which is another thing I find &#8212; you know, Trump going after Mueller, calling it a witch hunt, the Democrats, &#8220;This is so unseemly. We don\u2019t attack the investigator. The investigation is sacrosanct. We don\u2019t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-305502\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/APP-040919-Ken-Starr-James-Carville.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/APP-040919-Ken-Starr-James-Carville.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/APP-040919-Ken-Starr-James-Carville-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/>They perfected it. They did everything they could to destroy Ken Starr during the investigation, so much so that we produced a parody to illustrate it. Ken Starr and Larry King Alive appearing with &#8212; well, James Carville and Ken Starr on Larry King Live, and this is how it sounded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLARRY\u201d: Good evening, and welcome to Larry King Alive. Our topic tonight, \u201cIs Ken Starr Out of Control?\u201d In our Little Rock studio, special counsel Ken Starr.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSTARR\u201d: Good evening, Larry.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLARRY\u201d: And in our Washington studios, Clinton advisor and former campaign manager, James Carville.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCARVILLE\u201d: Hi, Larry. I\u2019m just glad you gave me a chance to show America what a madman vicious dog Ken Starr really is. He\u2019s a twisted, evil man, Larry, and I know what the American people \u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLARRY\u201d: Thank you, James. But let\u2019s hear from Ken Starr first. Ken, are you a madman?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSTARR\u201d: Larry, let me just say that I only want to \u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCARVILLE\u201d: \u2014 to destroy the president, \u2019cause he\u2019s crazy! He\u2019s so crazy with tobacco money, he\u2019s lost his mind. You can hear it in his voice. He not only wants to destroy the president, he wants to kill all your children. He wants your babies dead. He\u2019s been giving cartoons of cigarettes to every kindergartener in America, and he ain\u2019t gonna stop \u2019til all your babies are smoking like Joe Camel!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLARRY\u201d: Ken, why would you give cigarettes to 5-year-olds?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSTARR\u201d: Larry, I never would \u2014<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-301502\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/APP-022819-Illustrating-Absurdity-EIB-RUSH.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/APP-022819-Illustrating-Absurdity-EIB-RUSH.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/APP-022819-Illustrating-Absurdity-EIB-RUSH-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/>\u201cCARVILLE\u201d: You see? He just said he \u201cnever\u201d didn\u2019t give no cigarettes to your babies. And he\u2019s also been around showing your babies how to play with matches, \u2019cause he\u2019s been taking all kind of money from them (Cajun) Bic Zippo lighter match people \u2019cause he\u2019s a madman, Larry, a killer who wants the president and all your babies dead!<\/p>\n<p>And you know what else? Ken Starr\u2019s a space alien. He ain\u2019t even a real man! He\u2019s from Mars. That\u2019s right. A madman from Mars, and they\u2019re invading the planet. He flies around a space ship handing out cigarettes made by little green men to kill your babies and destroy our president.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLARRY\u201d: Pretty serious charges, Ken Starr. Are you an alien?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSTARR\u201d: Honestly, Larry I \u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCARVILLE\u201d: Larry, you can\u2019t trust a madman Martian out to kill your babies with cigarettes and matches and destroy our president, the most moral man in America! It\u2019s a war, Larry! It\u2019s a war! Bill Clinton against the invaders from Mars trying to kill you through secondhand smoke of kindergarteners, trying to burn down your house with matches and lighters as Ken Starr flies around in a spaceship. That\u2019s it Larry! That\u2019s the plan to get us and our president!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLARRY\u201d: Quite a compelling argument. Well, we\u2019re out of time. Now, tomorrow night our show will feature a completely different subject: A psychic that says Ken Starr is using mental vibrations to keep Susan McDougal awake at night. See you then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cCARVILLE\u201d: Larry, you can\u2019t trust a madman Martian out to kill your babies with cigarettes and matches and destroy our president, the most moral man in America! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":49,"featured_media":301502,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[12,1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>By Popular Demand, Our Carville-Starr Parody - The Rush Limbaugh Show<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2019\/04\/09\/by-popular-demand-our-carville-starr-parody\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"By Popular Demand, Our Carville-Starr Parody - 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