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RUSH: Now, as promised, we turn to the official Obama criticizer on the EIB Network, Bo Snerdley. <\/p>\n

SNERDLEY: Thank you. This is Bo Snerdley, Official Barack Criticizer for the EIB Network, certified, black enough to criticize with organic slave blood. I have a message. Mr. Obama, your overseas visit to, uhhh, um, Iraq, um, the war zones is (sigh), uh, proving to be a world-class embarrassment. Uh, aside from giving report to the efforts of, uh Mu-muk-muk… Muqtada al-Sadr who hates America, you\u2019ve really said nothing there that you, uhhh, didn\u2019t say here, which, uhh, um it calls into question the — let me think about it — the, I should say the whole purpose of the trip. You continue to denigrate the efforts of our military and won\u2019t acknowledge their success — and to make matters worse, your, uh, stuttering performance, uh, is, uh, now being, uh, held up to ridicule despite all the glowing reports from your public, uh, public relations, uh, uh, specialist, uh, agents in the media. Your performance, sir, has not made you look presidential. It has really, I want to say ‘harmed\u2019 your presidential chances in the eyes of those who take foreign policy seriously, uh. This has, uh, truly been a sad performance, sir. <\/p>\n

And now an extended translation for our EIB brothers and sisters in the Hood. <\/p>\n

A\u2019right, dog. I\u2019m going to come with it on you today. First up B. What\u2019s up with this Iraqi dealy, yo? We got to chill over there. We got issues here, my brother. Like gas prices, my man. You know what I\u2019m saying? You\u2019re posing, man. You even got words how you\u2019re ‘pimping Bush\u2019s ride\u2019 over there, mang. And then you go over there and what\u2019s the first thing you do? You dis our troops, man! You givin\u2019 props to Mookie! Gee, man! Sadr yo? His boys was the ones flaming the IEDs on our boys and you are claiming they are the ones who want to cool us out? It was our guys that did that, yo? What you should have done if you had to go over there anyway, was just have a sit-down with old Mookie, mang. Pull out that New Yorker magazine cover — you know, the one with you in the turban and Shelly with that AK wrapped on them, man. Tell them, ‘Yo, you see this, Bro? This is me and my shorty. We\u2019re going to come over there and whip some ass after I get in, yo, if you don\u2019t get things chilled.\u2019 That\u2019s what diplomacy is. But then, no. What you do, man, is you give this guy props. And then, yo, look. Yo, what\u2019s up with all this stutterering, mang? You running for president, man, or are you trying to get Porky Pig\u2019s job with, ‘T-t-t-that\u2019s all, folks.\u2019 Come on, main. Did Jesse snatch them baby makers from you, bro? What\u2019s up with that, man? You went to Harvard, yo! That\u2019s all you got: ‘Uh, uh, uh, uh\u2019? Yo, even Reverend Wright doesn\u2019t come out like that. He makes it flow, man. You ever heard him say, ‘Uh, God d-d-d-damn America\u2019? He make it flow, man. What\u2019s with you? Then, on top of all this, you, you go over there and you say the biggest problem in Iraq is that so many men are unemployed? No, no, no, man! The biggest problem over there is they ain\u2019t giving us our props, yo. We are the ones that killed off old Hussein — I\u2019m sorry, Saddam-y — for them, man. We freed them, yo! We looking for work? You ought to go over there and tell them brothers, ‘Y\u2019all need to start busy to build a pipeline to break us off some of that oil, you know what I\u2019m saying?\u2019 But no, mang. You go over there and start talking about their unemployment? When was the last time he was in Kill-adelphia, yo? Brothers is trying to get paid over here, man, can\u2019t find no jobs. They unemployed? When\u2019s the last time you was down in Katrina, mang? Come on, Bro, what\u2019s up with that? You, you know, I\u2019m about to check you off, Obama, man. You need to start listening. Every time you step out, you\u2019re chumping yourself, chumping off our country and our military, yo. This is not cool! <\/p>\n

That concludes our statement. <\/p>\n

RUSH: And that was the Official Obama Criticizer Bo Snerdley. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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