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RUSH: Bill in Oxford, Massachusetts, I\u2019m glad you called, sir. Welcome to the EIB.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Thank you, Rush, and, yes, I knew all that stuff. I\u2019ve been listening to you for 19 years, and I am the sole surviving member of the Keepers of Odd Knowledge Society here in Massachusetts. So, yes, I knew all that.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, I haven\u2019t had any official communiques from the Keepers of Odd Knowledge Society.<\/p>\n

CALLER: I\u2019m the only one left, and once again I\u2019m calling from Massachusetts, so I think you can understand that my blinds are down and I only smoke my cigars in the house.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, your wife does not object?<\/p>\n

CALLER: She doesn\u2019t dare. But that\u2019s another story. She actually is a government employee, and so I\u2019m not going to mention her name. But I\u2019m calling to do something that you don\u2019t like to hear. I\u2019m calling to applaud you. And I know that only because it\u2019s Open Line Friday that you\u2019ll submit yourself to the accolades that I\u2019m about to bestow upon you.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Your accolades are going to have to wait because I can gather here you\u2019re not going to be able to get them in in ten seconds, because we have to go to a hard break. Can you hang on through the —<\/p>\n

CALLER: Yes, I will, sir.<\/p>\n

RUSH: — commercial for the accolades? This does make me uncomfortable. The audience is well aware that I don\u2019t like myself being discussed and complimented and so on. I\u2019m working on it, though.<\/p>\n

BREAK TRANSCRIPT<\/p>\n

RUSH: And we go back to Oxford, Massachusetts, and the alleged lone surviving member of the Keepers of Odd Knowledge Society. Bill, you were going to shower me with accolades, and you know that I\u2019m uncomfortable with this.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Yes, I do. And please, allow me to apologize in advance for what I\u2019m about to say. When I get off the phone, I\u2019m going to be calling our US representative, John Olver, who, by the way, was the determining vote against the Peterson bill yesterday in the House of Representatives to keep us from drilling offshore, but I\u2019m going to call him nonetheless to ask him to, again, nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize for two different reasons, the first reason being your support of the Keep Our Own Kids Safe initiative. I think it\u2019s critical for the health and well-being of our children in this society.<\/p>\n

RUSH: The dangers of soccer are something more people need to be aware of, you\u2019re absolutely right.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Yeah, not enough people know it Rush and if it weren\u2019t for you, I\u2019m not certain anybody would. But above and beyond that, about, I don\u2019t know, 30, 40 minutes ago, you invested a tremendous amount of money, I mean airtime is not free, to help a citizen of ours in the state of Texas who had been subjected to mercury vapor poisoning. And the public service announcement and the time that you invested in helping the majority of the American public that listen to you and understand you, that needs to be rewarded. So I wanted to applaud you and thank you as a citizen.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, I very much appreciate that. Quite observant of you. Most people would not look at both of these instances that you\u2019ve cited as something worthy of praise. But I\u2019m glad that you did and you flatter me, I thank you very much.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Frankly, it\u2019s not flattering. It ain\u2019t bragging if it\u2019s true, and, sir, chin up and thank you from all of us.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Thank you very, very much. I appreciate it. It\u2019s Bill from Oxford, Massachusetts, the last surviving member of the Keepers of Odd Knowledge Society which was formed in Maine prior to even the Bilderbergers. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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