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RUSH: Karen in Missoula, Montana, I\u2019m glad you called. You\u2019re next on the EIB Network. Hello.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Hi. How are you?<\/p>\n

RUSH: Fine. Thank you.<\/p>\n

CALLER: I didn\u2019t want to say that because everybody says that. Cool cat you are. You\u2019re a cool cat. Listen, I need a cleansing.<\/p>\n

RUSH: You need a cleansing?<\/p>\n

CALLER: I feel like I\u2019ve committed adultery and I never have committed adultery, but I don\u2019t know what it really feels like, but I went and voted for Hillary today.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Oh, you\u2019re an Operation Chaos operative, are you?<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, I didn\u2019t think I would turn out to be one, but I am.<\/p>\n

RUSH: You voted for Hillary, you\u2019re a Republican, but you registered — it\u2019s an open primary there so you —<\/p>\n

CALLER: Yeah. They give you two ballots, they give you one for Republican, one for a Democrat and you go in and they say the one that you don\u2019t fill out, you have to put in un-whatever, in an envelope, and — and I —<\/p>\n

RUSH: Why did you do this, Karen? Because I must say that there were no orders from headquarters —<\/p>\n

CALLER: I know.<\/p>\n

RUSH: — Operation Chaos, for Montana.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, one of the reasons I did it, because I talked to the morning show guy today, and he said he was going to do it, and then he didn\u2019t, he took a nap. So I said, well, gosh dang it, I have to do it now, and so I went in there, and I did it.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, look it, I knew there would be some residual operatives that would want to continue the strategy and the orders of previous dates, but, you know, all you\u2019ve gotta do is correct this by, when the general election comes around, voting for who you really want and you\u2019ll be fine.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Right, I said that to myself and I looked at the ballots of the Republicans and most of them were running unopposed and I thought, well, okay, that\u2019s no big deal, so I went ahead and just filled in for Hillary, not any of the other Democrat stuff, and it made me sick. Now I\u2019m going to McDonald\u2019s to get a double hamburger with mustard only and fries.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Why would you do mustard only?<\/p>\n

CALLER: Because I don\u2019t like all the other junk that they put on it.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Oh, I thought the mustard might have some medicinal effects in cleansing you because of the filthy feeling for having voted for —<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, I\u2019m going to order fries this time. I don\u2019t usually order fries because they\u2019re fattening, but now I\u2019m going to have them. <\/p>\n

RUSH: Whatever it takes. You know, one meal is not going to kill you.<\/p>\n

CALLER: I know.<\/p>\n

RUSH: It takes a lot of meals to cause problems. One meal is not going to kill you, like one cigar, one cigarette is not going to kill you.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Rush, I just don\u2019t want Obama to be president because I can\u2019t stand to picture the thought of our military having to salute him.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, calm down. Everything\u2019s going to be fine.<\/p>\n

CALLER: It makes me sad.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Don\u2019t be sad. This is a day of glory!<\/p>\n

CALLER: Okay.<\/p>\n

RUSH: This is a day of glory. You have participated in one of the most phenomenal political operations in the history of the world! You have participated in Operation Chaos! You are a proud operative here. You need to be beaming with pride. When you go in to McDonald\u2019s today and get your double hamburger with mustard only \u2019cause you don\u2019t like all the other stuff and your French fries, you need to tell \u2019em you are a proud Operation Chaos operative; that you\u2019ve been suspending a lot of energy and you have come in for rations.<\/p>\n

CALLER: All right!<\/p>\n

RUSH: Go for it!<\/p>\n

CALLER: You better believe I will now.<\/p>\n

RUSH: All right, Karen, buck up out there!<\/p>\n

CALLER: And — oh, well, I forgot was I was going to say. Dang it.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, you\u2019re more than welcome.<\/p>\n

CALLER: I love ya.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Take care. We\u2019ll be back after this, ladies and gentlemen. It\u2019s troubling to hear the Operation Chaos operatives go wobbly in their psyche. If that\u2019s happening to you, let me know. We\u2019ll fix it immediately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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