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“How laughable is it that Barack Obama, who couldn\u2019t turn up the heat on a kettle of water, is being accused of doing hit jobs on Bill Clinton?”<\/p>\n

“A lot of people get paid, but don\u2019t earn it. Well, there\u2019s a lot of slackers out there, Mr. Snerdley. You know what I\u2019m talking about.”<\/p>\n

“You know, it\u2019s not kosher to show people the bedroom when you show people your house. Who knows? If you don\u2019t have staff and it\u2019s not cleaned up, who knows what\u2019s on display in there?”<\/p>\n

“This woman said: ‘I think your Select Comfort bed is a gimmick.\u2019 I said: ‘Okay, lay down on it.\u2019 Then I give her the remote control and said: ‘Play with this.\u2019 She became a convert right on the spot.”<\/p>\n

“I have to make an observation. This is the third call today. The first two callers both used the word ‘suck\u2019 and you just used the word ‘rape\u2019. There\u2019s something out there today.”<\/p>\n

“I must admit that since we last did the Uncivil War in the Democrat Party update, I\u2019ve been obsessing over this song: When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, from the soundtrack to Dr. Strangelove.”<\/p>\n

“If you\u2019re Ted Kennedy and you call Bill Clinton to say, ‘Look, you have to dial this down, this is not dignified\u2019, Clinton could come back and say, ‘Hey, at least Monica is still alive.'”<\/p>\n

“How did a woman connected by chromosome to more than half the electorate, who doesn\u2019t have an experienced rival, go from inevitable to down and dirty, to the testicle lockbox, to her red-faced husband showing that even he, too, gets PMS?”<\/p>\n

“The new Rambo is the perfect portrayal what would happen if you let MoveOn.org and the Democrat Underground run US foreign policy in the war on terror.”<\/p>\n

“Bill\u2019s sucking up the oxygen, he\u2019s the campaigner, he\u2019s the one the Democrats love; Mrs. Clinton can\u2019t handle it by herself. And what does it say to you feminazis out there?”<\/p>\n

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