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“Bill is putting himself out there as a third-term president who\u2019s not on the presidential ballot. This is not about Hillary anymore.”<\/p>\n

“This is not going to amuse Sheryl Crow: ‘A bride getting married in toilet paper — two ply, extra soft toilet paper — plans to get hitched on Wednesday in a public restroom.\u2019 That\u2019s bad news for the guy, because we all know you\u2019re never supposed to squeeze the Charmin.”<\/p>\n

“What did you say, Snerdley? ‘Are they faking it?\u2019 A typical question from a typical sexist and misogynist, Mr. Snerdley: ‘Are the female monkeys faking it\u2019.”<\/p>\n

“Dan Abrams\u2019 middle name is ‘Notice Me\u2019. But, Dan, you have to be careful: when you want me to notice you, I\u2019m going to notice you, and when you\u2019re an idiot, I\u2019m going to mention it — and you\u2019re an idiot.”<\/p>\n

“Headline: ‘Warming Could Wipe Out Scotch.\u2019 To hell with Greenland melting, but, boy, if something happens to scotch… In this case it would be the Kennedys hardest hit.”<\/p>\n

“You wouldn\u2019t believe the call that Snerdley actually wants me to address: somebody wants my thoughts on Britney Spears\u2019 16-year-old sister getting pregnant. Snerdley, why don\u2019t you put a couple of Paris Hilton calls up there?”<\/p>\n

“You know what I want to hear, Maimone? I want to hear Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire by Jrgen Jrgensen before the program is over.”<\/p>\n

“New York Times today: ‘Did the Clinton team in Iowa wait too long to try to humanize Hillary?\u2019 To ‘try\u2019? Meaning, it requires an effort?”<\/p>\n

“You have to know — as I do — how to parse the words of Bill and Hillary Clinton and their advisors. Bruce Lindsey: ‘Bill Clinton has not blockaded the release of a single document.\u2019 That\u2019s true. He\u2019s blocked the release of 2,600 documents.”<\/p>\n

“I got here in New York on Sunday, and it was like a mother-in-law convention: it was icy and it was cold to boot.”<\/p>\n

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