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“Don\u2019t doubt me. I say it, you believe it. That\u2019s the rule.”<\/p>\n

“Poll: 88% of Republicans prefer ‘Merry Christmas\u2019 while only 57% of Democrats do. This is a national holiday, for crying out loud! I mean, does everything have to be political with these people? Yes, it does.”<\/p>\n

“I actually think Tom Brokaw blew it when he titled his new book on the sixties and the Baby Boomers; he should have called it ‘The Lamest Generation.'”<\/p>\n

“There\u2019s something else about Tom Brokaw and all these other guys in the Drive-By Media… they\u2019re just as jealous as they can be of me and a lot of other people. I, ladies and gentlemen, could buy Montana. Brokaw can only afford one ranch there.”<\/p>\n

“Mary Matalin, I hate to correct you, but Hillary is not the ‘Energizer Bunny\u2019; it\u2019s Bill Clinton who took the licking and kept on ticking.”<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m going to admit here, without any shame, that I do not understand quantum theory. I tried to read Stephen Hawking\u2019s book. Well, I did read Stephen Hawking\u2019s book, but at some point I got lost.”<\/p>\n

“It should be me in the Oval Office today with all the other Nobel Prize winners, but it wasn\u2019t to be. But they cannot take my nomination away from me — that they can never do.”<\/p>\n

“Be patient, Snerdley! Everything\u2019s under control here! It always is! It\u2019s our twentieth year here, and people still lack confidence that I know what I\u2019m doing. You know, it\u2019s a good thing I have thick skin.”<\/p>\n

“All of these anti-war movies are failing big time. The Times and other Drive-By newspapers are also failing. Katie Couric is getting her butt handed to her every night. And we\u2019re supposed to sit here and believe that the Democrats are a sure win in 2008?”<\/p>\n

“We can\u2019t see dark matter, but we know it\u2019s there. Sort of like how Bill knows Hillary\u2019s there even when she\u2019s not.”<\/p>\n

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