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Do you remember back in the late eighties the phenomenon known as toad licking? The Arkansas spotted toad. ‘A man in Missouri has been arrested for possession of a hallucinogenic toad. Police in Kansas City say David Theiss planned to get high by licking the Colorado River Toad\u2019s venom glands.The 21-year-old is accused of possessing the toad ‘with the intention of using it as a hallucinogen.\u2019 They said that many pet shops in the area do not stock the animal because the venom can make people sick and it can kill household pets.\u2019 Now, you have to ask — when you hear about a toad that secretes some hallucinogenic substance, and that you can only ingest this by licking the toad — can you imagine, like everything else in the world, somebody had to discover this? Somebody had to be the first to do this, and I\u2019ve always been fascinated by whoever it was. You\u2019re walking along in Colorado, and you see a toad. What in the world would be your impulse to pick it up and lick it? Don\u2019t give me this ‘happy accident\u2019 business. I mean, what, did somebody trip over a twig, their mouth hit the toad, and they ended up hallucinogenic? <\/p>\n

These are the kind of things that I am forever perplexed about. Imagine yourself, folks. Imagine yourselves in the woods somewhere, wherever the Colorado toad hangs out and you\u2019re running around. You\u2019re minding your own business. You\u2019re probably an environmentalist wacko, you know, out on your typical hike through the boundless nature preserve that you\u2019re using it as an excuse and a respite from the hustle bustle of civilized life, and you run across the toad, and you say, ‘Hmm, I think I will pick up that toad and lick it!\u2019 Somebody had to do it first — and then, after they did it, they had to tell somebody else that they did it, and then that person said, ‘Ooh, cool,\u2019 and it had to spread this way. This is not taught in the textbook. This is not — (interruption) What do you mean, ‘ancient peoples\u2019? Ancient people, what? Licking frogs is an ancient peoples\u2019 thing? Part of eating the frogs, you mean? Maybe that\u2019s it. But, you know, somebody had to die for us to learn that you have to cook a lobster all the way through before you eat the darn thing. Somebody had to die. Somebody ought to do a book on these kind of things that we know and how do we know them and who died so that we could live knowing what we know.<\/p>\n

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RUSH: Here is Terry in Prescott, Arizona. Hi, Terry. It\u2019s nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Happy Thanksgiving, Rush. Thanks for having me on.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Thank you, sir.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Your question about toad licking is right on point because it\u2019s one of those examples of how people don\u2019t have any sense of history. When I was a freshman in college back in 1971, we actually learned anthropology from the anthropology teacher, and they told us that the shaman always had an assistant and the shaman\u2019s assistant was a taster and the shaman went out, the religious leader of the tribe went out every day all day and got everything they could, ground it up, dried it, whatever, and they fed it to the assistant and then studied what happened to the assistant so the official taste tester , if you will, of the shaman —<\/p>\n

RUSH: Sort of like the beefeaters.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Exactly.<\/p>\n

RUSH: He was the toad-eater. When you read the plains Indians, the six tribes of the Salish up in north central Montana, Minnesota, et cetera, those people had all kind of things that got \u2019em high, and among those were the defecations, from certain animals. Now…<\/p>\n

RUSH: Wait a second. Wait, wait just a second. We had this story, I didn\u2019t get to it because bathroom stuff makes me nervous, but there was a story within the last two weeks about this.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Yeah, well, this is just like global warming. You need people who have a sense of history and who have a sense of, you know, not all the intellect on earth was discovered today. And people who don\u2019t have a sense of the caveman wasn\u2019t a caveman, the caveman had to be brighter on an individual basis than people today because they had to survive in a world that was much more difficult, much more threatening, they had to make greater adaptation —<\/p>\n

RUSH: I disagree with that because I don\u2019t think there was any feminism back in the caveman days. Back in the caveman days it was Bertha Butts and the Butts Sisters, and they\u2019re being dragged around by their hair by Fred Flintstone types.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, there are imposed difficulties today, much in the same way that the modern environmental movement is anti-human, and sexist, and racist, and which is to kill people and save whales, they are imposed difficulties. But they can be unimposed, and be unimposed rather quickly when people determine that they\u2019ll act in a way to preserve liberty and increase freedom, and that\u2019s —<\/p>\n

RUSH: Okay, so you\u2019re absolutely right about this. I especially appreciate — you kind of snuck it in there, back when you took anthropology and were taught anthropology instead of Bush-bashing or global warming, you actually could learn these things.<\/p>\n

CALLER: That\u2019s right, you (unintelligible) and you laugh.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Let\u2019s cut to the chase here. So what you\u2019re saying here is that the art of frog licking was more than likely, because it\u2019s the Colorado frog, the Colorado River toad or whatever, more than likely it was our ancient ancestors, the Native Americans, who discovered the phenomenon of the hallucinogenic venom in the Colorado warted toad or whatever it is?<\/p>\n

CALLER: Absolutely. And much in the same way that the Native American religions have religious rituals with peyote and other naturally occurring substances. Peyote, which is the seed off a cactus, no one would say let\u2019s go bite the cactus, so it is a process of accretion of knowledge that occurred over centuries, but it was systematic. Even though it wasn\u2019t a written language, it was a systematic oral history.<\/p>\n

RUSH: You sound like a smart guy. A little pop quiz for you.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Okay.<\/p>\n

RUSH: It\u2019s not a trick question, it\u2019s genuine — can you tell me who discovered tobacco and then discovered what to do with it? Because, you see, tobacco growing out of the ground, the last thing you would think to do with it is what we do with it, so who discovered that?<\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, Walter Raleigh gave it to the English, but he got it from the Native Americans — they were smoking it for years.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Exactly my point.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Did you ever see — there\u2019s a great old comic routine where — where Newhart does this, where he\u2019s Raleigh, calling back to the king to tell him what he\u2019s found? Have you ever seen that?<\/p>\n

RUSH: No.<\/p>\n

CALLER: It\u2019s the funniest thing. You get these leaves off the ground and the king covers up the phone and says, ‘Hey, Walter\u2019s gone off the far end, he wants us to smoke leaves.\u2019 It\u2019s just hilarious. If you can get a cut of that, it\u2019s one of the funniest things ever.<\/p>\n

RUSH: I think Walter Raleigh… It was native peoples. I think cigars actually are traced to Cuba, are they not? The West Indies.<\/p>\n

CALLER: You know, I think you\u2019d be safe on the West Indies. I wouldn\u2019t make it specifically Cuba. But I\u2019m not like you, I\u2019m not a cigar aficionado. I don\u2019t have that much background in cigars, but I know that —<\/p>\n

RUSH: It doesn\u2019t matter. We all can\u2019t know everything, I\u2019m sure you understand.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Oh, I\u2019m more than willing to defer to you on that, O\u2019Great One.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Okay, so Native Americans gave us frog licking, Native Americans gave us religious ceremonies with peyote, and Native Americans gave us tobacco. And look how we\u2019ve repaid them, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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