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“Mrs. Clinton\u2019s laugh is a signal to the guy asking her the question: ‘Do you like your testicles attached, or do you want them in my lockbox?'”<\/p>\n

“People are dying out there because of enemas. That may sound odd to you, but I want to fill you in because we\u2019re dying of everything and now enemas have been added to the list, and you need to know about this.”<\/p>\n

“Sit tight, Dawn! Dawn\u2019s about to explode in there! She came in today and said, ‘I am never going to watch or listen to Geraldo again after last night!\u2019 Chill! Everything\u2019s under control here.”<\/p>\n

“It is important, ladies and gentlemen, to continue to characterize Mrs. Clinton as a woman who reminds you of your first wife. Maybe your first and second wife. Or Nurse Ratched. Or what have you.”<\/p>\n

“People listen to this program because it\u2019s a good show; it offers them lots of things. Well, politics is the same way. If somebody like Justice Thomas ever wanted to run for president, I guarantee you he would win. It\u2019s about content and quality.”<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m not going to start couching what I say to make sure it can\u2019t be distorted. We\u2019re dealing here with the potential loss of meaning when others get to say what other people meant. This is a dangerous direction that we\u2019re headed in.”<\/p>\n

“From the Washington Times: ‘Is the United States of America honestly ready to elect a woman or an African-American president?\u2019 You know, the real question is, ‘Is America ready to elect a bunch of socialists?'”<\/p>\n

“Harry Reid, Jan Schakowsky, Tom Harkin, and all these people who have gone to the House or Senate floor… These people are saying things about me that they would not say about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”<\/p>\n

“You liberals just can\u2019t handle truth. You have this cocoon that you\u2019ve woven and you live in, and I — El Rushbo — come along, and like a wasp or a bee, keep stinging little holes in it, and you are in pain.”<\/p>\n

“For those of you who are new to this program, we often keep track of sex-change operations on the medical front.”<\/p>\n

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