{"id":26882,"date":"2011-05-19T04:55:35","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T04:55:35","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-02-19T12:30:06","modified_gmt":"2020-02-19T17:30:06","slug":"it_s_open_line_thursday2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2011\/05\/19\/it_s_open_line_thursday2-2\/","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s Open Line Thursday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>&#8220;Everybody was expecting Dan Rather to crack up on the air, and he came close to it on this Bush National Guard story. But it\u2019s now official.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Any of you practical jokers out there&#8230; Something I\u2019d love to see: Just get some of that yellow crime tape and drape it around the Clinton campaign headquarters. 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