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“I\u2019m not saying warming isn\u2019t happening, but I\u2019ll damn well assert that man\u2019s not responsible for it. We don\u2019t have that kind of power.”<\/p>\n

“Global warming has all the elements of a major religion. It has the Garden of Eden: the pristine planet. It has original sin: pollution. And it has redemption and salvation: driving a Prius.”<\/p>\n

“People keep sending me e-mails: ‘You know, Rush, this sniffing of yours is becoming a habit.\u2019 No, it\u2019s not a habit; it\u2019s only occurring because it\u2019s necessary. But I will do my best to limit it to as few sniffles as possible.”<\/p>\n

“Union membership is plummeting, and that\u2019s very fascinating to me. I don\u2019t mean to be critical of you union people out there because, as you well know, I like my kneecaps.”<\/p>\n

“I know you\u2019re probably sick and tired of hearing about Larry Craig, folks, but I have to just share this one thing with you. It\u2019s a column in the Washington Post: ‘A Prayer for Larry Craig, by James McGreevey.\u2019 Mike, you have the Happy Feet song handy?”<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m flattered beyond my ability to express it. I thank you so much, Elizabeth. You\u2019re very sweet and very kind. All right, let\u2019s take a brief break here so I can cry off mic.”<\/p>\n

“Did you hear about this Nepalese state-run airline? They sacrificed two goats to appease the Hindu sky God after technical problems in one of its 757s. But who are we to be critical of things we just don\u2019t understand? Those days are over for me; I\u2019m Mr. Tolerant now.”<\/p>\n

“What do we do with all of these flawed condoms from China? Well, we could pass them out to Mrs. Clinton for her next fundraiser. Didn\u2019t Gary Aldrich say that they used those as Christmas tree ornaments at the White House?”<\/p>\n

“Cookie has been touting this corn chowder something or other all day, so I broke down at the top of the hour and had a little cup of it here. It\u2019s pretty good stuff — it\u2019s like taco dip!”<\/p>\n

“I don\u2019t mind genuine criticism; I can take anything. In fact, I get more abuse out there than most public figures can ever hope to get if they want to.”<\/p>\n

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